My crazy rap!

i wrote this a while back, dont really like it tho. dont know about you. it was fun to write tho. enjoy, i guess.

this is Xcentric reporting to you live
we have evidence of a lyrical homicide

I Spit on your rhymes (schoyy-pt)
I spit all the time
I Cripple the blind
riddle the rhymes
my rhymes is naughty and rotten
i kick beyonce to the left
i put G-Unit in the F-unit of the hospital
im a white rapper and i surpassed ever obstacle
im white trash, but you cant take me out
my rhymes'll make you scream and shout
i kick it up a knotch
ill rip it up just watch
ill be your chauffeur
and drive you to your crazy
your rhymes dont even phase me
i poison doughboys pastries
Dropped a grenade on your driveway and drove away (oops)
Threw another 4 years of my life away (dont drop the soap)
My words are weapons, I’ll kill you with them
Your words worth less than
A porno with Rosie O in it
I don’t promote violence, I just encourage it
I don’t kill it, I just murder it
Teachers dont teach me sh¡t, because i aint concerned with it.
i burn vanilla ice, i end everlast
i rob 50 cent, and burn all his cash
i O.D.'d on weed
i proceed to bleed
drink another bottle of vodka and get in my car, and outrun the cops in it
i go as fast as i want to man f*ck the speed limit
Raise me up from the dead and sew on my head, (haha)
Can’t think straight because my brain is dead (damn)
I’m a nice guy, I don’t sell drugs
I give em away for free
B*tch you cant have none they all for me
I can say nothing on a track and sell more than you
I can choke on crack and still wipe the floor with you
Tripped on a stair-master and fell down 28 floors
Went to a strip club and fooled around with 38 whores
I robbed a nursing home, and took and all the drugs,
met a entomologist, got pissed off and stomped all his bugs,
bombed a hospital, had fun so i bombed the one next to it.
stole lil waynes paycheck, replaced the commas with decimals and gave it back to him.
put a parade in a traffic jam, pulled my dick out and slapped the ham.
i scam the scammers, i spam the spammers
i surpass the standards, i nail MC Hammer
i dont rap for all the glam, i rap because i want to
i dont obey the law, i do what i wanna do
i drove a plane into the ocean, sold an old lady a bomb in a bottle of lotion, (hehe)
talked to my split personality, he said i needed to see a shrink.
so i stuck his head in a sink
and i almost drowned
then i tried to strangle him and now i have a sore throat.
my girl told me she was cold, and she still has no coat.
yesterday a girl said i stole her heart,
must've gotten the wrong part.
i told her i could get more money for the kidney,
forgot my knife at home,
next to a tub of ice and a girl named britney.
im a pale-face thriller
cold-blooded killer
i cripple the bloods,
i kick all they nuts, (just kidding)
im fast and furious
if i rhyme you will be mad and delirious

(outro)
im ill
i kill
i still will
fo'real
Xcentric, b*tches
remember my name
ill make the lights flash
i made the Hindenburg crash
i make my own cash
i take out my own trash

Haha. That’s it, im done.

Xcentric
(INTRO)
respect it
dont forget it
ask me who i am
im gonna shoot you
dont question my rhymes
because there too true
yo
yo
(Verse 1)
my name is Xcentric because i am exciting
im called a lyricist because of my poetic writing
better check to find your wallet
i might have got it
i was pulled over by an officer
he needed to see an id,
i gave him a fake one
he asked me who i really am
i said i am the great one
hit the club just to get my freak on
ive said i dont obey the law
i do what i wanna do
went back in time and assassinated lincoln
just because i wanted to
abducted a hoe
and stuck her in the trunk
threw her in a river
cause i dont give a ****
my lip never quivers
my tears never roll
i have no feelings
my hearts freezin cold
i have allergies
call me weezy
stole my mothers purse
shot out the tires on a hearse
i was arrested for assault and battery
if you ask me i think hoes are flattering
arrested for goin on a airplane with a gun in my pocket
i was in a jail cell
but they forgot to lock it
i raped anna nicoles dead body
i just couldnt stop it
i went to see a shrink
the same day he committed suicide
went to his funeral
some people threw flowers
for me it was grenades
i laugh at the *******
who are diagnosed with aids (HAHA!)
i cant get the blood off my clothes
i cant my dick out the hoes
forgot to do my taxes
to busy grabbin asses
i spit when i talk
i **** anything with a pulse
some people say i cant spit it
me without rhymes is like a porno with no sex in it

ayo thats it. im done.

you are the new

YouTube video

before i watch that video, was that a compliment or an insult? i was just havin fun writin it, i said i didnt like it, ive done a ton better than that. but of course i lost the papers i wrote my good ones down on.

could be worse...coulda been stolen by OG-Loc

when you battle a lyricist
its like you dont even hear this shit
mo'f*cker better get your gears kicked in
ill twist your words inside out
spit my shit right out
till you get dropped down
dont go f*ckin 'round
with people like me
its funny to me
you aint never been a rapper
you just copyin me
xcentric, better respect it
you are officially rejected!

ps. xcentric is my name

this was fun to write, its not really aimed at anyone though, just fun to write.

resurrection
correction, i was never dead
infections, of the bleeding red
born in the projects but not raised there
thrown in the time-shack with no raised hairs
im not scared
ive been there
done that
taken to the mental institution
after i burned the constitution
forgiven
but never forgotten
spittin it
till the day im rotten
sold coke till the day i was thrown in
it may have been bought but never stolen
dont drop the soap
dont smoke my own coke
im no longer broke
forget about life man
you never make it out alive
anyway
bullets leavin this desert eagle tonight
forgot about me when i never left your sight
xcentric, much love baby.

ps: i call jail the time-shack, in case you were wondering.
peace

* pretend the line that says, dont smoke my own coke, says dont snort my own coke. i messed up.

this one probably my best on the site.

yeah my spittin is workin it
its not killin its murderin
im not spewin im spurtin it
leave you wounded after my shit has been burnin it
**** you and your fraternity
your a ****in nazi
your imported from germany
your rhymes arent even deservin me
because you just aint worthy of me
let me explain to you what happens when you battle a lyricist
you spew your stuff like you dont even hear my shit
you aint even near my spit
better get your gears kicked in
you attacked my HQ but took out the wrong building
ill blast you through the roof and get your blood on the ceiling
i may be white but my skin is peeling
you may say im not right my, its my shit thats killing
this aint a diss, this a mother****ing slaughter
i ****ed your mother
right before you impregnated your daughter
ill keep rappin forever
and keep steady deep breathin
only the second round
when you start coughin and weezin
ive cured the common cold
and you still coughin an sneezin
so hot i dont wear i jacket
to me its just breezy
dont matter what temperature
it can be -20 below freezin

okay okay....enough....jeez. Stop calling yourself a lyricist. Your just some dude that knows how to use a thesaurus. Learn how to write real poetry. After all, rap (at least good rap) is just poems to music. Then, you can start writing battle raps.

umm...well at least he's trying DrewFelton. I mean let's listen to him rap or show us a video first.

This kid is everything that's wrong with hip hop. He's someone who (most likely) doesn't know anything about the basics or history of hip hop and he thinks that being "hard" is gonna make him an emcee. Look at his signature... now go look at his profile. He talks like a boy scout who just got done helping his 90 year old neighbor with her groceries.

Look kid, there's nothing wrong with writing non "gangsta" lyrics. Even in a battle you don't have to talk about killin dudes. I'm not saying be all squeaky clean like Will Smith, but look at Common or Slug for instance... they can write a song about their love for hip hop and not talk about gratuitous murder. This avenue that you've chosen doesn't really seem like "you," granted I don't know you, but write what you like, not what you think will make you look cool or hard.

Oh yea, and if you didn't like your rhyme, you wouldn't have posted it. No diss, but just be yourself.

As Darth Subjekt said^ just be yourself.

You're forcing that constructed image of a thug into your rhymes.

"taken to the mental institution
after i burned the constitution"

come on man. be yourself.

Don't worry Tyranno-Chris, they just hatin'. 😆

Originally posted by Dr. Leg Kick
As Darth Subjekt said^ just be yourself.

You're forcing that constructed image of a thug into your rhymes.

"taken to the mental institution
after i burned the constitution"

come on man. be yourself.

i get swamped with comments. that long lame rap was something i wrote a while back, i said i didnt like it.

this is one of them i got praised for.

sometimes i just wanna run away from this hood
or just pop this desert eagle and be gone for good
all this shit and these gangstas bitchin
my little homie just got killed for snitchin
a framed crime he didnt commit
this hood has turned evil cause they feedin on sin
depression overtakes me
aggression, im enraging
its almost like these caskets come with bodies already in 'em
dont see how god will ever forgive me
people take gangsta as a compliment
wearin thug clothes like they proud of it,
some think its just craziness
i see it as dangerous
forever and for the sake of us
these people killin not even sparin lil babies
turned into murderers from good people gone crazy
sellin drugs is a necessity
erryone who dont lies under a stone labeled REST IN PEACE
my tears fallin faster
man pointed a gun at my good friend and just blasted
all this shit, stressin me
weight of my sin depressin me
some say its best that we
point the gun to our own heads instead of someone else's
rich kids say that gangsta, i say that they just selfish
my best friend was recently murdered in recent times
for a being at the wrong place at the wrong ****in time
all these people eyes startin matchin they skin
some of em black as night while we livin in sin
all these people disappearin suddenly its just strange
so i sit here praying to god, will i change?

dont know if yall like it, but the people on rapdogs ate it up.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Oh yea, and if you didn't like your rhyme, you wouldn't have posted it. No diss, but just be yourself.

Originally posted by DrewFelton
okay okay....enough....jeez. Stop calling yourself a lyricist. Your just some dude that knows how to use a thesaurus. Learn how to write real poetry. After all, rap (at least good rap) is just poems to music. Then, you can start writing battle raps.

sorry but if you had an "impeccable flow" and wrote "the way hip hop should be," you wouldn't be in here. You'd be in a studio or out on tour cause someone would have noticed you by now. No one just writes "a bunch of random stuff that they don't like" and then have a bunch of real hip hop heads diggin it.

You don't even have a consistent format or structure.

this is currently my favourite thread in the whole of KMC...it's car crash voyeurism at its absolute best 😆

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
sorry but if you had an "impeccable flow" and wrote "the way hip hop should be," you wouldn't be in here. You'd be in a studio or out on tour cause someone would have noticed you by now. No one just writes "a bunch of random stuff that they don't like" and then have a bunch of real hip hop heads diggin it.

You don't even have a consistent format or structure.

if you dont believe me, go to this link and see for yourself. and yes, i did write a bunch of random stuff, and ended up not liking it. you cant TELL me i wrote that and liked it, i think i would have enough brains to know that i wrote it, and DIDN'T like it.