Hancock vs. Clover · Movie Versus Forum

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Hancock vs. Clover

Just thought of this thread.

This is the superhumanly strong, fast, and durable wise-cracking superhero from the movie Hancock, vs. the 300 foot terror from the movie Cloverfield.

Fight takes place in New York.

Clover does not get to use its parasites, mostly cause they would be a non-factor anyway.

Who wins? My money is on Hancock personally.

Placidity Chief Executive Officer

Haven't seen Clover, but from what I've heard its just very big, very strong and extremely durable.

My bet would still be on Hancock, he definitely has the speed advantage. I also see him ramming some very large objects up its back end.

I just had and idea - Hancock could fly inside Clover through its back end and wreck destruction from the inside. Could place some explosives in there as well.

Unrelated, but if it was Superman vs Clover, I would bet everything on Superman.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Why does Superman somehow end up in every thread? Are his fans THAT gay for him?

-AC

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Yes. Almost as bad as Batman fans.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Not really, because it's much worse with Superman fans.

You'd have to know about comics to realise this, but you're just going by KMC, and this forum, so I forgive you.

-AC

Placidity Chief Executive Officer

Actually I prefer Captain Marvel, Captain Atom, Thor, Martian Manhunter then comes Superman. But he's the only one with a film, so I mentioned him...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not really, because it's much worse with Superman fans.
You'd have to know about comics to realise this, but you're just going by KMC, and this forum, so I forgive you.
-AC

Well you were referring to people posting in threads here, so yeah, I was going by KMC.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Yeah...Superman beats the crap out of Hancock and Cloverfield convine.

Superman wins.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Charlize Theron would beat Batman, though.

-AC

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Yeah...Superman beats the crap out of Hancock and Cloverfield convine.
Superman wins.

Please, Superman couldn't scribble on the moon.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Originally posted by Robtard
Please, Superman couldn't scribble on the moon.

Uh-huh...yeah...sure...anything you say....

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Uh-huh...yeah...sure...anything you say....

Didn't Cyclops save Superman from drowning with his little sea-plane? Yeah, he did.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Originally posted by Robtard
Didn't Cyclops save Superman from drowning with his little sea-plane? Yeah, he did.

I don't remember.

But I do remember Superman saving the planet lots of times. When was the last time Cyclops save the planet.....nevah! All Cyclops can do is get pwned by Wolverine.

(OOOoooohhhh...I didn't go there!)

NonSensi-Klown Restricted

Hancock kills the shit out of Clovvie.

And shame on you DJ for making this thread.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I don't remember.
But I do remember Superman saving the planet lots of times. When was the last time Cyclops save the planet.....nevah! All Cyclops can do is get pwned by Wolverine.
(OOOoooohhhh...I didn't go there!)

Exactly, Superman had to be saved from DROWNING by a guy who gets his ass kicked by Huge Jackman.

Superman struggled saving a passenger jet from crashing, Hancock shouldered a speeding freight-train like it was nothing.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

We all know no one can beat Huge...we'll except for Christian Bale.

*hyuk*

Rogue Jedi Restricted

And Bob Lee 🥷

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Hancock kills the shit out of Clovvie.
And shame on you DJ for making this thread.

It was all for you babeh.

And yeah, Superman in the movie lifted a continent of Kryptonite. Fvck trains.