Snake vs. Master Chief: Who Will get Samus first?

Oh. So they really did snip Chief's manhood off? Bet he's crying silently behind that helmet while lookin at Keyes knowin he'll never get that lol

Let's just get back on topic now.

No they didn't cut his peewee off. They just use hormones to reduce his interest in women. Though I may be wrong, so hopefully someone will clear this up for us.

And look at the context of this thread...this is on topic.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
No they didn't cut his peewee off. They just use hormones to reduce his interest in women. Though I may be wrong, so hopefully someone will clear this up for us.

And look at the context of this thread...this is on topic.

Knowing how far military scientists would go, they probably did cut it off.

Forget I said the whole "lets get back on topic" then.

Stfu.

Snake wins on accountof Master Chief is an old pale bald guy.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Stfu.

Snake wins on accountof Master Chief is an old pale bald guy.

Hows about you stfu. Snake is old too and how old is Master Chief?

Not as old physically, but his description is rather unattractive.

Once Chief flexes his manly spartan muscles Samus is gonna sex him.

Solid Snake would, as he's the only one who been on the same game as Samus, let alone console.