Originally posted by Kram3r
Dude, tell everyone the Donkey Show story!
I was stationed at Ft. Irwin, CA back in 2000 while doing a stint in the Army. We went down to Tijuana, Mexico for a 3 day pass to drink mass quantities of alcohol and hook up with the slutty senoritas. We stumbled into a strip bar (I forget the name) and sat down and proceeded to drink like the lushes we were. Alluva sudden, out comes a beautiful Mexican stripper. She was comparable to Salma Hayek as Satanico Pandemonium from the movie From Dusk 'Till Dawn. The music starts playing, the crowd goes wild, and then, my friends, out comes El Burro. My jaw hit the floor as I instantly knew what was about to happen. The donkey got up on stage, and she began "seducing" her long eared friend, similar to how the Sexy Stud from Clerks II did with Kinky Kelly. Now comes the fun part. She proceeds to give oral pleasure to the donkey. I sit with a look of half disgust/half awe as I watch this spectacle. Eventually, she crawls down under where the donkey can get into position. Friends, she took it all. No, seriously. 18" of donkey meat. All of it. I kinda felt bad for the donkey. So this goes on for about a minute, minute and a half, then she pulls out and lets it ejaculate all over her face. I cried tears of joy. It was the coolest thing I had seen in my life. I threw money up on stage.
Interesting post script to that story:
For the bargain price of $50, you could buy this woman and have sex with her. Only just after a donkey spunked in her mouth and face. I chose not to enage. I'm kinky, I admit. But not that kinky.
Originally posted by Impediment
I was stationed at Ft. Irwin, CA back in 2000 while doing a stint in the Army. We went down to Tijuana, Mexico for a 3 day pass to drink mass quantities of alcohol and hook up with the slutty senoritas. We stumbled into a strip bar (I forget the name) and sat down and proceeded to drink like the lushes we were. Alluva sudden, out comes a [b]beautiful Mexican stripper. She was comparable to Salma Hayek as Satanico Pandemonium from the movie From Dusk 'Till Dawn. The music starts playing, the crowd goes wild, and then, my friends, out comes El Burro. My jaw hit the floor as I instantly knew what was about to happen. The donkey got up on stage, and she began "seducing" her long eared friend, similar to how the Sexy Stud from Clerks II did with Kinky Kelly. Now comes the fun part. She proceeds to give oral pleasure to the donkey. I sit with a look of half disgust/half awe as I watch this spectacle. Eventually, she crawls down under where the donkey can get into position. Friends, she took it all. No, seriously. 18" of donkey meat. All of it. I kinda felt bad for the donkey. So this goes on for about a minute, minute and a half, then she pulls out and lets it ejaculate all over her face. I cried tears of joy. It was the coolest thing I had seen in my life. I threw money up on stage.Interesting post script to that story:
For the bargain price of $50, you could buy this woman and have sex with her. Only just after a donkey spunked in her mouth and face. I chose not to enage. I'm kinky, I admit. But not that kinky. [/B]
My god, I lol'd so hard I spit out my soda.
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yes, to all you ladies (including Ax3l) I know what you need. Bit of my sensual hands over your body, bit of flowers, bit of chocolates, bit of E.L.O. playing in the background and perhaps a bit of Kram3r? AMIRITE?
Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, woah, woah! Slow down ladies, one at a time!
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