Protect the Civilian

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fangirl101 Restricted

Protect the Civilian

There is a girl who has top secret information to give to the president.
She's been captured in one of those old school adam west batman type traps.

She's in the middle of a room. and the joker has near simultaneously fired 1,000 lasers all coming from different directions at her.

The heroes job is to move himself inbetween each laser and deflect them and move on to the next, hurling himself in the path of said lasers.

Which heros/villians are fast enough to move about the room deflecting 1,000 lasers coming in omnidirectionally? Each laser must be deflected and met in the direction that they are coming from.

Captain America
Spiderman
Batman
Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Black Adam
Nimrod
Zoom
Flash
Superman

Mindset Senior Member

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Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

Why isn't Wonder Woman in this thread? She does it.

Thor might be able to as well, by swinging Mjolnir in the center of the room.

Everyone else fails. Epically.

Battlehammer Senior Member

flash is faster then superman..........

Mindset Senior Member

Captain America

fangirl101 Restricted

Originally posted by Mindset
Captain America
Captain America is fast enough to block a laser, run to another laser in a totally different part of the room and area of direction, and then repeat it 1,000 times in the time it takes light to hit the girl?

Mindset Senior Member

Obviously.

fangirl101 Restricted

Originally posted by Mindset
Obviously.

You are now excused from this thread.

Mindset Senior Member

If only it were that easy.

Harbinger Firestorm

I can only see Flash and Zoom doing this.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

Flash, Thor (maybe), Superman (maybe), Spiderman obviously.

fangirl101 Restricted

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Flash, Thor (maybe), Superman (maybe), Spiderman obviously.

Spider man can hurl himself in front of a laser and then move fast enough to get in front of another in a totally different part of the room? And then repeat a thousand times? in the time it takes for light to travel from it's start to finish? And you say Superman maybe, but say Spiderman obviously? OMG.

AlmightyKfish This Is No Longer A City.

The laser's can hurt them?

If not, then Zoom, Flash, Thor, BRB and probably Supes/Black Adam

Hewhoknowsall Restricted
Originally posted by fangirl101
Spider man can hurl himself in front of a laser and then move fast enough to get in front of another in a totally different part of the room? And then repeat a thousand times? in the time it takes for light to travel from it's start to finish? And you say Superman maybe, but say Spiderman obviously? OMG.

Spiderman is beyond all, he is all powerful, undefeatable and cannot be rivaled. His power is so great, TOAA is nothing more than a pest to him. All space and time is but a cell in his body. His judgement is absolute, his rule supreme, and his power unconquerable. Reed himself in an issue said "spiderman is the end all power, the one that controls all".

Trust me, I know all 😉

Utrigita Senior Member

What are the range between the lasers and the girl?

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

It does not matter, for Spiderman can warp space time so that he makes the rules to this thread.

fangirl101 Restricted

Originally posted by Utrigita
What are the range between the lasers and the girl?

You stand about 5 feet in front of the girl. But the lasers come from every directions.

Lasers coming out of walls omnidirectionally in a 25 foot room. The girl is at the center.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

It doesn't really matter what the distance is when they are LASERS

Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

I don't get why people are saying Zoom and Flash. Neither have the durability to tank those thousand laser strikes, and have nothing to deflect them with.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted
Originally posted by Enyalus
I don't get why people are saying Zoom and Flash. Neither have the durability to tank those thousand laser strikes, and have nothing to deflect them with.

Vibrate through the lasers to redirect the kinetic energy and then launch that energy at the Joker.