Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Started by Slay2 pages

Hey, Vinny Valentine!

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

where did I go wrong

Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Slay
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

You're going somewhere with this....hmm I can feel it....I just...I'm just not getting it.

you want to write a book with Vinny?

Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Moosey
You're going somewhere with this....hmm I can feel it....I just...I'm just not getting it.

you want to write a book with Vinny?

oh moose you always there to cheer me up

Fail thread

Originally posted by Ax3l
Fail thread

when did I go wrong

Re: Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by StanTheMan
oh moose you always there to cheer me up

I am eh? Well, isn't that something. I do what I can....

DO I know you?

Originally posted by Moosey
You're going somewhere with this....hmm I can feel it....I just...I'm just not getting it.

you want to write a book with Vinny?


No.
Originally posted by Ax3l
Fail thread

Hey, man, I-I-I'm not looking for any trouble here. J-just, just step off, man.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Moosey
I am eh? Well, isn't that something. I do what I can....

DO I know you?

why of course you do!! who else!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Slay
No.

I just thought...you know...with you being so inquisitive....and....stuff.....

I'll never understand you.

Originally posted by StanTheMan
why of course you do!! who else!

Right. Of course I do.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Moosey
I just thought...you know...with you being so inquisitive....and....stuff.....

I'll never understand you.


That's why our relationship(s) didn't work out, Englebert.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey, Vinny Valentine!

Originally posted by Slay
That's why our relationship(s) didn't work out, Englebert.

I thought it was because I wouldn't go down on you. 😕

Originally posted by Moosey
I thought it was because I wouldn't go down on you. 😕

Well, it really was a lot of different things. And they were all your fault, Eberhard.

Originally posted by Slay
Well, it really was a lot of different things. And they were all your fault, Eberhard.

A-any particular reason you keep calling me names that start with E, Eddie?

Originally posted by Moosey
A-any particular reason you keep calling me names that start with E, Eddie?

Not really, Evert.

Originally posted by Slay
Not really, Evert.

Hmm.

Ok.

I'm tapped.

Originally posted by Moosey
Hmm.

Ok.

I'm tapped.


What do you mean by that, Edgar?

Originally posted by Slay
What do you mean by that, Edgar?

Exactly everything I exacerbated eloquently.

Originally posted by Moosey
Exactly everything I exacerbated eloquently.

I love it when you use those difficult words wrongly, Enid.