You Vs Wonder Woman

Started by EkinEku2 pages

I would already know how to get into her head because I would use the lasso of truth on her while we we're fleuking to know what it takes to break her down completely. Then when she popped that mouth off I would tell her what's what and have her in the kitchen making me some igusi and pounded yam from scratch.

I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.

Originally posted by SouthSpawn
Ok guys, it's that time again.

It's You Vs a Comic Character?

Here is the situation.

Wonder Woman is your girl friend.

She likes to date normal "human" guys because she is a B*tch and loves to be in control.

She use to date superman, but she couldn't control him, so humans only now.

Ok, you are both at a sports bar.
Her favorite team is playing your favorite team in any sport that you chose.

Your team wins the game and she is extremely pissed off about this.
As she sees you getting happy about your team winning, she PUSHES you off the stool saying how pissed she is about you gloating about your team winning. You are not really gloating, but she thinks you are.

The security guards try to excort her out, but she speed blitz all of them so she can get back at yelling at you.

The bar is quit, no security in sight, this woman is making you feel even less of a man as time goes by.

What do you do?

Do you get up and try and fight her back, or do you cry like a little baby and say you are sorry and you have become a fan of her team?

wow. just... wow.

Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.

****ING . WIN

Originally posted by rotiart
I wouldn't fight... I would argue her head off then offer to make up

yes except for i would try to calm her downinstead of argue then go make up lol

Re: You Vs Wonder Woman

Originally posted by SouthSpawn
Ok guys, it's that time again.

It's You Vs a Comic Character?

Here is the situation.

Wonder Woman is your girl friend.

She likes to date normal "human" guys because she is a B*tch and loves to be in control.

She use to date superman, but she couldn't control him, so humans only now.

Ok, you are both at a sports bar.
Her favorite team is playing your favorite team in any sport that you chose.

Your team wins the game and she is extremely pissed off about this.
As she sees you getting happy about your team winning, she PUSHES you off the stool saying how pissed she is about you gloating about your team winning. You are not really gloating, but she thinks you are.

The security guards try to excort her out, but she speed blitz all of them so she can get back at yelling at you.

The bar is quit, no security in sight, this woman is making you feel even less of a man as time goes by.

What do you do?

Do you get up and try and fight her back, or do you cry like a little baby and say you are sorry and you have become a fan of her team?

Lol well in my case there will allway's be a security guard around since I am a security guard.
And no I would never turn my back on the team that I support, but heck iff I know she's like 1000000000 times stronger than me it's not the best idea to fight her, but iff it means taking a beating for something I stand for sure why not as long as she doesn't kill me.

Buttsecks FTW

Bumpity bump.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Buttsecks FTW

You mean to be in the receiving end?

Wow guys you made NvR cry again.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I would use my incredible muscular right arm built up from years of intense masturbation to overpower her and raep.

😆

Yay, I made someone laugh!

And it only took two months. 😄