KRAMBRO, OI, OI MATE, BIT OF A CRISIS MATE, NEED SOME OF THAT URGENT ATTENTION, ALL EYES ON ME MATE, TELL THESE SHEILAS TO QUIET THE **** DOWN ALREADY, THEY'RE MAKING MORE NOISE THAN A KOOKABURRA WITH TOURETTES AMIRITE, SO HERE I AM SITTING AT ME PC AND SHIT, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF NOWHERE, I GET ME THIS CRAMP IN ME STOMACH, SAYS 'EH MATE, GIVE US A BIT OF FOOD MATE, HUNGRY AS AN ABO EATING A SNAKE' YOU GET ME, SO I GO TO ME FRIDGE FOR SOME OF THAT VEGEMITE GOODNESS, GET SOME OF THAT CREAMY BUTTER, OOOH SHI-, ANYWAYS, GOT NO BREAD MATE, RECKON YOU COULD RUN DOWN TO THE TUCK SHOP AND PICK UP A LOAF?
Originally posted by MIŠT
KRAMBRO, OI, OI MATE, BIT OF A CRISIS MATE, NEED SOME OF THAT URGENT ATTENTION, ALL EYES ON ME MATE, TELL THESE SHEILAS TO QUIET THE **** DOWN ALREADY, THEY'RE MAKING MORE NOISE THAN A KOOKABURRA WITH TOURETTES AMIRITE, SO HERE I AM SITTING AT ME PC AND SHIT, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF NOWHERE, I GET ME THIS CRAMP IN ME STOMACH, SAYS 'EH MATE, GIVE US A BIT OF FOOD MATE, HUNGRY AS AN ABO EATING A SNAKE' YOU GET ME, SO I GO TO ME FRIDGE FOR SOME OF THAT VEGEMITE GOODNESS, GET SOME OF THAT CREAMY BUTTER, OOOH SHI-, ANYWAYS, GOT NO BREAD MATE, RECKON YOU COULD RUN DOWN TO THE TUCK SHOP AND PICK UP A LOAF?
THE MITE IS THE WIN MATE. LOST ON THOSE AMERICUNTS ALL GO "SHIT IS BITTER" MATE THEY CAN SUCK MY NICE LARGE ROUND KNOB, AMIRITE? OH SHI--
Okay enough of this shit I'm off to bed. haermm