Is Superman an illegal immigrant?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Folks...come on...The Kents adopted Clark as a son....The Kents are Americans...for heavens sake...people whose parents are Americans citizens become Americans....

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Clark is American, however Superman is Alien in the eyes of the people around the world.

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
Clark is American, however Superman is Alien in the eyes of the people around the world.

when the president of the USA considers you a close personal friend, i'm sure something like a visa doesn't apply...

Originally posted by Raoul
when the president of the USA considers you a close personal friend, i'm sure something like a visa doesn't apply...

Thats the thing, no one cares because of what he has done for Earth.

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
Thats the thing, no one cares because of what he has done for Earth.

pretty much...

Originally posted by Bada's Palin
commies*

Fail.

*Kommies.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Well? Is he? Does he have a green card or is he like an honorary citizen or what?

your right he is. Just kick him out. I mean honestly Batman could just save the world without him anyway.

Originally posted by Raoul
when the president of the USA considers you a close personal friend, i'm sure something like a visa doesn't apply...

that or if you can turn the world's rotaion around.. or take a nuclear explosion.. or defeat all the armies of the world.. or fly in super-sonic speeds.. even if i was against truth, justice, and the american way.. i'd call superman a "citizen" of my country..

plus, i don't think an immigration officer has enough balls to ask superman for a visa, let alone deport him..

Oh come on Superman is so good he takes all the jobs away from other heros.

Remember Ultra Duper techno Dude?

No?

My point exactly, Supes steals jobs from other hard working hero. Sure Ultra Duper techno Dude, failed to catch a few people falling off roof tops, and he did let the occasional bank robber get away, but he was just as good as any other hero.

Originally posted by super pr*xy
that or if you can turn the world's rotaion around.. or take a nuclear explosion.. or defeat all the armies of the world.. or fly in super-sonic speeds.. even if i was against truth, justice, and the american way.. i'd call superman a "citizen" of my country..

plus, i don't think an immigration officer has enough balls to ask superman for a visa, let alone deport him..

exactly.

Superman is the true definition of an illegal alien.

i think what he does,, would really pay for his taxes,, even tho clark kent has to too..

Originally posted by SuperkatmanX
i think what he does,, would really pay for his taxes,, even tho clark kent has to too..

Clark pay for both of them btw supes live in artic.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Well? Is he? Does he have a green card or is he like an honorary citizen or what?

Silver Age Superman was given citizenship. I think current Superman is an illegal alien. He has all these subpoenas to appear in court but when told they'd arrest him, he said, "B***h is welcome to try." Oh no wait. That was Hancock. Never mind.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Well? Is he? Does he have a green card or is he like an honorary citizen or what?

To answer your question "YES". He's mexican. 😖hifty:

Superman is Lord of the planet.

Even if he was, who is going to tell Superman to leave? 😛

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Superman is more of a refugee than anything else.

If Superman cannot respect simple immigration procedure, he isn't so super after all.

This is of course speaking under the circumstance that all his papers are not in order -- which I'm sure the Kents took care of.

only blaxican would make a thread like this. crylaugh