Maybe it's best if we just screwtheroses

Started by Itzak24 pages
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I'll still love you in the morning. haermm

k, I forgive you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, hai, you have bewbz too?

😆

😏

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vin

X marks daduds spot. haermm

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
X marks daduds spot. haermm

HEY!

Don't put tape over my nipples!

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY!

Don't put tape over my nipples!

I'd like that. biscuits

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I'd like that. biscuits

*puts tape over her nipples*

Happy?

Originally posted by dadudemon
*puts tape over her nipples*

Happy?

If that all you're going to do, no. uhuh

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
If that all you're going to do, no. uhuh

DAMN! I already tossed your salad!

Originally posted by dadudemon
DAMN! I already tossed your salad!

If that's what you call it. uhuh

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
If that's what you call it. uhuh

*lights a cigarette and stares at the ceiling*

Originally posted by dadudemon
*lights a cigarette and stares at the ceiling*

*wipes away thousand island dressing*

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
*wipes away thousand island dressing*

lol

Smart ass?

Look, you farted in my mouth, how can you pretend that no salad was tossed?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Look, you farted in my mouth, how can you pretend that no salad was tossed?

It was a air from my vag. vin

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
It was a air from my vag. vin

It's impossible that you're a girl. I've never met a girl who said, jokingly, that they queefed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's impossible that you're a girl. I've never met a girl who said, jokingly, that they queefed.

You just never met a classy girl, before. vin

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You just never met a classy girl, before. vin

"classy"?

Riiiiiight.

You need your mouth washed out with "soap". 😄

And by soap, I don't mean soap.

ANd by not meaning soap, I mean cock.

And by cock, I don't mean a male rooster.

ANd by not meaning a male rooster, I mean dick.

And by dick, I don't mean a shortened version of a dude named RIchard.

ANd by not meaning a shortened version of a dude named Richard, I mean penis.

And by penis I mean WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENARZ!

Originally posted by dadudemon
"classy"?

Riiiiiight.

You need your mouth washed out with "soap". 😄

Were finished. uhuh

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Were finished. uhuh

you didn't read my edit, schnoookems.

You couldn't give me a mouthfull.

Come on now. uhuh

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You couldn't give me a mouthfull.

Come on now. uhuh

That's because you start gagging before I can get you to put some of it down your throat.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You couldn't give me a mouthfull.

Come on now. uhuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's because you start gagging before I can get you to put some of it down your throat.

This reminds me of my parents.

haermm