Maybe it's best if we just screwtheroses

Started by you get thorns24 pages
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I'm only a padawan. uhuh

For how many years?

Originally posted by you get thorns
For how many years?

I have to lose my virginity and then I'll become a jedi. vin

I'll be the most powerful jedi, ever. biscuits

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I have to lose my virginity and then I'll become a jedi. vin

I'll be the most powerful jedi, ever. biscuits

I took my own virginity..........Just made me a wanker.

Originally posted by you get thorns
I took my own virginity..........Just made me a wanker.

I've used vegetables before. biscuits

I have to try some fruit. 💃

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I've used vegetables before. biscuits

I have to try some fruit. 💃

Please don't say eggplant and pineapple.

Originally posted by you get thorns
Please don't say eggplant and pineapple.

I won't. uhuh

Hmmmm cock fights.....

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I won't. uhuh

My fantasy is still intact.

I love sword fights.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I love sword fights.

Everyone needs a hobby.

I noticed

Originally posted by you get thorns
Everyone needs a hobby.

mine is wanking

Originally posted by EmpireOfdirt
mine is wanking

Please you don't say eggplant or pineapple either.

Originally posted by screwtheroses
"Maybe it's best if we just screwtheroses"

Hmmm what postion though.

Bend under. 😐

Originally posted by screwtheroses
Hmmmm cock fights.....

lol

hahahaha

I see what you did there. 😖hifty:

So, how's Ass soaker doing this fine evening?

Originally posted by you get thorns
Please you don't say eggplant or pineapple either.

You've never tried?

Originally posted by EmpireOfdirt
You've never tried?

Nothing bigger than a Buick.

Originally posted by EmpireOfdirt
You've never tried?

Hollow it out?

(because....lordy........I couldn't imagine a pineapple going in da butt...in dat butt....in da butt....buuuuuuuuttt buuuuttt buuuuttttt)

I like how it tickles.

Originally posted by EmpireOfdirt
I like how it tickles.

Is it one of those "it hurts sooo good" things?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is it one of those "it hurts sooo good" things?

You need to try it to find out 😉