Zohan vs. The Beast

Started by XanatosForever5 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Also, in the vid Mattie posted, at 3:00, the Beast attacks the landlord. The camera switches to several points of view. Beast's POV, the Landlords point of view, the axe gangs point of view, the landlady's point of view, and a neutral point of view (over the Beast's right shoulder.)

As the camera cycles through all these views, the Beast's speed remains the same. So this whole "Zohan looked that fast because it was through this or that guys eyes!!!!" is crap.

Then why the hell would they also show Paris moving slow as molasses compared to beast? I can tell you right now, any of those random axe gang members would not have the reaction time to notice the difference in speeds, and the final battle proves this as well, as when Sing is plowing through the mooks, they're all moving just as slow as Paris was. Or do you think thugs = landlords? The POV argument is most definitely not crap in this debate.

Also, who the hell said Beast isn't susceptible to damae? Yes, he bleeds, but he also tanked the massive force from the Buddhist Palm. Did it hurt him? You're damn right it did, he even cried out for mercy over it, and while it may have partly been a ploy, he's already proven that he doesn't resort to that tactic until he's gotten sufficiently ****ed up. The fact he could move quick enough to try and attack Sing at the end should be a feat in its own right.

Originally posted by marwash22
i honestly don't know who'd win, but i do know that Jim Carey in 'The Mask' would phuck them both up.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well yeah, he'd just pull a nuke outta his ass.

Seriously, why even bother mentioning spite like that? 😬

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Then why the hell would they also show Paris moving slow as molasses compared to beast? I can tell you right now, any of those random axe gang members would not have the reaction time to notice the difference in speeds, and the final battle proves this as well, as when Sing is plowing through the mooks, they're all moving just as slow as Paris was. Or do you think thugs = landlords? The POV argument is most definitely not crap in this debate.

Also, who the hell said Beast isn't susceptible to damae? Yes, he bleeds, but he also tanked the massive force from the Buddhist Palm. Did it hurt him? You're damn right it did, he even cried out for mercy over it, and while it may have partly been a ploy, he's already proven that he doesn't resort to that tactic until he's gotten sufficiently ****ed up. The fact he could move quick enough to try and attack Sing at the end should be a feat in its own right.

Why were the Jedi showed fighting at human speed one scene, then at super human speed the next? It happens in all movies, man. Sucks I know.

Beast is vulnerable to h2h combat. Kicks and punches, head butts, etc, Zohan is not. This fight will be h2h combat, kicks and punches.......see the pattern?

I'm leaning toward Zohan again. I just sped through 'Kung Fu Hustle' to watch the scene with the Beast, i didn't see anything that would suggest he could hurt Zohan... who has looney tune powers akin to The Mask.

Originally posted by marwash22
I'm leaning toward Zohan again. I just sped through 'Kung Fu Hustle' to watch the scene with the Beast, i didn't see anything that would suggest he could hurt Zohan... who has looney tune powers akin to The Mask.
I call stalemate. If Beast goes Toad, doubtful Zohan can hurt him.

yeah, seems as though this would be a draw due to neither being able to do damage. That palm thing at the end was epic and the Beast was barely hurt.

Stephen Chow needs to make more movies, 'Kung Fu Hustle 2' was supposed to come out 2 years ago. 🙁

Beast was pretty much done, his flower stabby attack was a last ditch effort.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
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Beast won due to greater feats, though could be a stalemate.

Here we go again.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here we go again.....

STFU:GTFO

Nah I'll stay and hand you your ass again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah I'll stay and hand you your ass again.

That has yet to happen in this thread or any other.

Sure it hasn't.

Correct, it hasn't.

What is with you and you man-crush on Brad Armpitt? You've had it for years, it's weird.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, it hasn't.

What is with you and you man-crush on Brad Armpitt? You've had it for years, it's weird.

No, it has. I've handed you yours, you've handed me mine, fair trade.

Nothing special about Brad Pitt, I just like the character he plays in Fight Club. All the Pitt sigs I wear, all Tyler Durden.

You are not your khakis.

Yippee-Kai-ay, mother****er.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yippee-Kai-ay, mother****er.

McClane > Tyler Durden/The Narrator

Well yeah, McClane>>>Project Mayhem. The Pikey? He hands Mac his ass on a silver platter.