Batman (Bale) vs Jaws (James Bond)

Quantum has taken an interest in Wayne Enterprises.

Only problem is, Bruce Wayne is not going to sell the company that his family had built.

Quantum then sends several assassins after Wayne, only to have them thwarted by Batman. Furious at the failures, Mr. White decides that it's time for the A-team...

...which comes in the form of the most fearsome assassin with the metal teeth, Jaws. Jaws' mission is simple: kill Batman and Bruce Wayne, so that Quantum can take over.

Jaws invades the reconstructed Wayne Manor and bumrushes Alfred. Before Jaws can kill the butler, Batman appears, ready for a fight.

Jaws is more than happy to oblige.

Batman WTFpwns.

Batman too easy

This is the most one sided fight of all time.

awebrow

chomp chomp

Jaws has Balls of steeeeel.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
chomp chomp

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
Quantum has taken an interest in Wayne Enterprises.

Only problem is, Bruce Wayne is not going to sell the company that his family had built.

Quantum then sends several assassins after Wayne, only to have them thwarted by Batman. Furious at the failures, Mr. White decides that it's time for the A-team...

...which comes in the form of the most fearsome assassin with the metal teeth, Jaws. Jaws' mission is simple: kill Batman and Bruce Wayne, so that Quantum can take over.

Jaws invades the reconstructed Wayne Manor and bumrushes Alfred. Before Jaws can kill the butler, Batman appears, ready for a fight.

Jaws is more than happy to oblige.

haermm

Batman bigtime; the Joker lose interest in Batman and decides to mess with Jaws. Jaws end up having a smile on his face with batwing stuck on his chin.

I reckon Michael Caine's Alfred steps up and kicks Jaws right in the balls as his attempted bumrush fails against Alfred's special forces background.
Alfred, who appreciates a good joke is laughing all the way.

He then pistol whips the now defenceless Jaws (who will now be on his kness agonizingly holding the remains of his nutsack) and knocks him out.

And then Batman comes in and sticks a broom handle up Jaws' arse.

After a considerable bout of more uncontrollable laughter,
Batman takes photos on his new 10 million megapixel batcamera and posts
the pics on the net to all of Jaws' friends so they can laugh too.

He then bat-kerb stomps Jaws and sells the detached teeth (and some of the lower jaw of Jaws) on E-Bay.

Bruces great aunt stops by and kicks Jaws in the head a few times also.

And the local vicar.

His cousin Bill and his buddy Jeff.

Old man Rivers, down at the fishing shack and his wife.
Hell the wife pissed on Jaws' and ground the broom handle round herself, a few times.

Then they all ordered Tacos and Pizza.

Thats how one sided this fight is.

Batman shoots him with the Bat-glue-grenade launcher.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And then Batman comes in and sticks a broom handle up Jaws' arse.

Absolutely. 🙂

batman kills him with his cardboard performance.