Ring Bearers vs Marvel Elite

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Ring Bearers vs Marvel Elite

Kyle Rayner
Hal Jordan
Alan Scott
Sodam Yat
Hank Henshaw
Mongul

vs

Silver Surfer
Thor
Doctor Doom
Thanos

fight takes place on galactus's ship
teams get 5 seconds to prep

Yeesh.

Frodo dies first.

Only three characters for Marvel? Doom wtf?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Frodo dies first.

Black Mexicans aren't allowed a vote.

Originally posted by kgkg
Only three characters for Marvel? Doom wtf?

Yeah but dude, Doom & Thanos have 5 seconds prep. 😎

I am going with team 1

Originally posted by xJLxKing
I am going with team 1

Not so. See, this is how it would go down:

Dr. Doom gets Hal arrested for statutory rape. Thor flexes his muscles in front of Alan and he, remembering good times when he wasn't an old fart, has a heartattack and dies. Henshaw looks at Surfer, sees metal, attempts to use his technopathy on him and wonders why it doesn't work - thus causing his head to implode. Thanos mindrapes Yat's fragile and childish self. Dr. Doom bullies Mongul into giving him the Qwardian rings to show him what a real villain can do.

This leaves Thor and Kyle free to say **** it, and go grab an ale.

Team Marvel.

team marvel

Originally posted by Enyalus
Black Mexicans aren't allowed a vote.

My President gives me super powers.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Not so. See, this is how it would go down:

Dr. Doom gets Hal arrested for statutory rape. Thor flexes his muscles in front of Alan and he, remembering good times when he wasn't an old fart, has a heartattack and dies. Henshaw looks at Surfer, sees metal, attempts to use his technopathy on him and wonders why it doesn't work - thus causing his head to implode. Thanos mindrapes Yat's fragile and childish self. Dr. Doom bullies Mongul into giving him the Qwardian rings to show him what a real villain can do.

This leaves Thor and Kyle free to say **** it, and go grab an ale.

Team Marvel.

😐

thanos' team ftw

Originally posted by Raoul
😐

I know what you want to say: "Wow. That is bloody f*cking brilliant, Eny. That's exactly how the battle would go. I agree with you one hundred percent."

Originally posted by Enyalus
I know what you want to say: "Wow. That is bloody f*cking brilliant, Eny. That's exactly how the battle would go. I agree with you one hundred percent."

...umm, sure...

Henshaw absorbs galactus tech,mongul dominates everyone but thanos and probably stalemates him,team dc.

Team Dc rapes its spite.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Not so. See, this is how it would go down:

Dr. Doom gets Hal arrested for statutory rape. Thor flexes his muscles in front of Alan and he, remembering good times when he wasn't an old fart, has a heartattack and dies. Henshaw looks at Surfer, sees metal, attempts to use his technopathy on him and wonders why it doesn't work - thus causing his head to implode. Thanos mindrapes Yat's fragile and childish self. Dr. Doom bullies Mongul into giving him the Qwardian rings to show him what a real villain can do.

This leaves Thor and Kyle free to say **** it, and go grab an ale.

Team Marvel.

I think... I can see this happening...

Originally posted by Enyalus
Not so. See, this is how it would go down:

Dr. Doom gets Hal arrested for statutory rape. Thor flexes his muscles in front of Alan and he, remembering good times when he wasn't an old fart, has a heartattack and dies. Henshaw looks at Surfer, sees metal, attempts to use his technopathy on him and wonders why it doesn't work - thus causing his head to implode. Thanos mindrapes Yat's fragile and childish self. Dr. Doom bullies Mongul into giving him the Qwardian rings to show him what a real villain can do.

This leaves Thor and Kyle free to say **** it, and go grab an ale.

Team Marvel.

Pretty much the best way for them to gather a win vs a overpowered team that outnumbers them, lol.

Thanos will stand for a bit, but he'd fall pretty quick too. The entire battlefield would be against the Marvel team.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Not so. See, this is how it would go down:

Dr. Doom gets Hal arrested for statutory rape. Thor flexes his muscles in front of Alan and he, remembering good times when he wasn't an old fart, has a heartattack and dies. Henshaw looks at Surfer, sees metal, attempts to use his technopathy on him and wonders why it doesn't work - thus causing his head to implode. Thanos mindrapes Yat's fragile and childish self. Dr. Doom bullies Mongul into giving him the Qwardian rings to show him what a real villain can do.

This leaves Thor and Kyle free to say **** it, and go grab an ale.

Team Marvel.

😂

Oh Team DC for the win.

Five seconds isn't enough for Doom to start up the Time Platform, go back in time and kill them all as children.
Spite.