Create a band

Started by geshien2 pages

Create a band

Just for sh!ts.

Share with us who's in it and tell us what's the bands name?

Band Name: Unleashed
Heavy Metal
Singer: Serj Tankian
Lead Guitarist: Angus Young
Rhythm Guitarist: Paul Stanley
Bass Player: Gene Simmons
Drummer: Peter Chris

Manticore

Heavy/prog/metal

Vocals: Chris Volz
Lead Guitar: Steve Vai
Keyboards: Günter Werno
Rhythm Guitar: John Baizley
Bass: Lauri Porra
Drums: Brann Dailor
Samples: Rick Thomas

Heheheheheeeee Good thread.

"C*ntivore III: The electric fisthole orchestra":

Vox: GG Allin
Bass: Bill Gould
Guitar 1: Nile Rodgers
Guitar 2: James Hetfield
Lead guitar: Marc Ford
Drums: Steve Gorman
Being locked up
and pissed on,
spat on,
kicked and screamed
at to never do it again: Random Pop Idol contestant.

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk!!!!!!!!

Vocals/Electronics/Lyrics: Mike Patton.
Guitars, Additional Vocals, Anything Else: Prince.
Bass: Trevor Dunn.
Drums: Terry Bozzio.

-AC

"The Pedophile Nazis"

Vox: Mariah Carrey
Lead Sitar: Ravi Shankah
Bass: The reanimated corpse of Sid Vicious
(If Sid is unavaliable, then Les Claypool)
Drums: Keith Moon
Percussion: Bez

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Vocals/Electronics/Lyrics: Mike Patton.
Guitars, Additional Vocals, Anything Else: Prince.
Bass: Trevor Dunn.
Drums: Terry Bozzio.

-AC

Band name?

Originally posted by geshien
Band name?

Yep, T.O.R.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yep, T.O.R.

-AC

K, I'll bite. What's T.O.R. stand for?

No, the whole name is Yep, T.O.R.

-AC

"We are mostly dead now"

Vox: Curtis Mayfield
Guitar: Elmore James
Guitar: Ry Cooder
Bass: Eric Clapton playing bass for shits and giggles
Drums: Buddy Rich
Drums II: Virgil Donnati

(Samples of "douche" noises and various water sports are activated on every 32nd left testicle movement/twitch by Buddy Rich.)

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, the whole name is Yep, T.O.R.

-AC

Ah.

Band Name : Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by Aliens and forced into Weightloss Programs

Vocals : Frank Zappa
Bass : Les Claypool
Guitar I : Tony Iommi
Guitar II : Frank Zappa
Drums : Neil Pert

This would probably never work out but, wtf

"Ear Rapist"

Vox: Celine Dion
B vox: Chuck Schuldinger
additional b vox: The bloke who did 'Barbie Girl' on X factor.
Guitar I: King Buzzo
Guitar II: Jerry Garcia
Bass: John Deacon
Drums: Chad Smith
Ulkalale: George Formby

"Totally Original Band"

Vocals: Morrissey
Guitar: Johnny Marr
Bass: Andy Rourke
Drums: Mike Joyce

Originally posted by Bardock42
"Totally Original Band"

Vocals: Morrissey
Guitar: Johnny Marr
Bass: Andy Rourke
Drums: Mike Joyce

Hah. Y'stole an idea I was gonna go with in a coupla posts time...for when it would have been funny. 😛

Only it was gonna be Mr.Bungle.

What idea sucking equipment did you use...?

"I love Jesus"

Vocals: Seth Putnam
Bass: Glen Benton
Guitar: Kerry King
Drums: Gene Hoglan

LOL

Sardonic and festive too.

Back in '96, I participated in an annual joke death/thrash metal band (made of different local thrashers each year) called "Santa's sweaty sack" we played the ship in Southend that year (a pretty violent bar).
I played on the obligatory 'Enter Sadband', 'Pretty Vacant' and "The great southern trendkill" on that occasion. There was this mulled wine going that I swear was acid spiked. A good time was had by all.

"Dereks dont run"

Vox: Peter Jackson on PCP
Guitar: Steve Jones
Bass: Chris Novaselic
Drums: Lars Urich

Here is my re-done band:

Band Name: Unleashed
Heavy Metal
Singer: Serj Tankian
Lead Guitarist: Jimi Hendrix
Rhythm Guitarist: Angus Young
Bass Player: Gene Simmons
Drummer: Peter Criss

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL

Sardonic and festive too.

Back in '96, I participated in an annual joke death/thrash metal band (made of different local thrashers each year) called "Santa's sweaty sack" we played the ship in Southend that year (a pretty violent bar).
I played on the obligatory 'Enter Sadband', 'Pretty Vacant' and "The great southern trendkill" on that occasion. There was this mulled wine going that I swear was acid spiked. A good time was had by all.

Cool. I play drums and back when we were younger my friends and I would play in public at the gazebo in our town square. We'd play songs from Biohazard, Life of Agony, Sepultura, Grunt Truck, and lot others. We'd get a LOT of gawkers who were probably wondering what the hell we were playing. LOL