Who Farted??

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Farting in front of a client.....not good.

AngryManatee Sexy Ham Manwich
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I used to light my farts a while back to make people laugh.

I used to do that but my farts have become denser then mustard gas from all the energy shots I've been drinking, so they just put out the flame 馃檨

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I tried but never was able to light a fart.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I tried but never was able to light a fart.

You have to hold the lighter really really close to your pooter hole for it to work right.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You have to hold the lighter really really close to your pooter hole for it to work right.
Too close to my boys, man haermm

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too close to my boys, man haermm

Hey, if you ain't singeing some ball hair, then you're doing it wrong.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey, if you ain't singeing some ball hair, then you're doing it wrong.
Dude remember your leg wound? You want your balls looking like that?

Scythe The Goat

TH's leg wound?? Yeah, I'd motorboat that, I'd motorboat the hell out of that!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude remember your leg wound? You want your balls looking like that?
Shit, dude. You even refer to my balls looking like my leg wound in a dream you better wake up and apologize. 馃槃 馃槈
Originally posted by Scythe
TH's leg wound?? Yeah, I'd motorboat that, I'd motorboat the hell out of that!
Oh shit, what's motorboating mean? 馃槙

Rogue Jedi Restricted

OK

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh shit, what's motorboating mean? 馃槙

Are you serious? I'm scared...

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Oh shit.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh shit.

It's okay people, it's not the real TH, just CheetahGurl out for a play.

occultdestroyer The Original One

I remember back in elementary school.
Me and my boys would fart at each others' faces and sniff it all up.

Mmmm... fart smells. I love fart smells bloigensbooty

Oh shit, I popped a boner just thinking about it.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

the game of clue

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

my little brother farted yesterday in the car and it smelled like roadkill thats been sitting in the sun all day
and we couldnt put down the windows 馃槝

Dark Exile Senior Member

Ever had a fart lift you out of your seat?

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Dark Exile
Ever had a fart lift you out of your seat?

It's called shartting your pants. And it's not "lift"...it's more like "jump".

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Once I farted and I teleported to the next room.

dadudemon Senior Member

I seriously just did it.

It REALLY stinks.

Man o man.

Protein farts. 馃槝