Originally posted by Bada's Palin
The government doesn't have a lot of control in America.****|ng crybabies.
Na, they just have measures of control over your body, what you can and can't do with your children, what drugs you can and can't do, when you can or can't drive, what you can and can't do with your pets and/or livestock etc. etc. etc. Na. not much control at all.
If you doubt me, drive with an expired license, while high on cocaine and drunk on gin, with your (unbuckled) children in the car while dragging your dog, who's lease is tied to the car's bumper and do runover chickens, goats and other small farm animals. Oh, and attempt to kill yourself afterwards, it's important you fail and the authorities are aware you tried.
Edit: Forgot to include, 'what you eat', is becoming an issue lately.