Lost in Translation

original: "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been"

Translation: "ERENOARIGUBI the wedding in a church, a collection of rice"

original: Get your title back with title max!

Translate: Get your books up to the title in a row!

wtf?

Originally posted by Strangelove
read the first post.

I read the first post... just now.

we live, we breath, but in the end we're all just angel dust

translates to -

We are the breath at the end of the dust in the corner of every living being

How very profound...

Original: I ****** your mother's sister.

Translate: My sister, your mother is a mess.

😆

Original: Eat my shorts.

Translate: Shove it. 😂

while my guitar gently weeps

=

while my guitar gently weep

that's not bad really....

Original: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

Translation: Sorry, beautiful people, we could throw away his own and your feel.

I love it when a girl orgasms on my face

=

Orgasm girl I love what I do in the face

hysterical

Originally posted by Baylin
I love it when a girl orgasms on my face

=

Orgasm girl I love what I do in the face

hysterical

crylaugh

You make me the happiest I have ever been

=

This is the happiest I have ever for me

Original: Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away. And after all, I'm only sleeping.

Translated: Please do not ruin my day, I was miles away. Finally, I was sleeping.

original:lets go to the movies
translated:Is, let's go to the movies

i have sweaty balls that get itchy, can you scratch them for me?

=

I'm sweaty balls itch that you can hurt me?

😕

original: I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil's eyes.

translate:
I'm empty, pale, emotionless face Ito Meguro, 6-year-old child ... meet the devil is in the eye.

original: Bite my shiny metal ass!

translate: Bite the metallic luster of my butt!

Original: You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Translation: You have to get to the pedestal of the cat.

Original: I still have the body of a seventeen year old. And it's starting to smell.

Translated:17 years of my body. He started to smell.

Original
Go suck some cock, *****.

Translate
Go smoke some female chickens.

Original: I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word.

Translate: I have to rule the world, the rise in the sea when I gave the word is used.

*blink blink*