Bush attacked by shoes

Started by Robtard8 pages

German, please. Bush has zero qualms about fighting dirty; she would just get her eye gouged out and run back home to the 'fatherland' crying.

Dude's been fighting dirty and using cheap-tactics from early on.

according to BBC, thousands of Iraqis have taken to the street to demand the journalist's release.

For those who are counting, yet another thing the free people of Iraq couldn't have done prior to the freeing of their society by Liberty Inc!

Ditto on the that, Robtard.

I read an article, a few months back, that said Bush was our most physically fit President in history.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh please, Merkel would quickly attack with a Pretzel and your country would be no more.

Merkel?

Stever Merkel from Family Martters?

WEEEEEEE!

Pewp and pea!

Certainly the most coked up cretin of a world leader that has been seen.

Knightfall..... Not to drag this out, but most footage approved for TV at that time was flag waving stuff.... Like his boat-rally ("Mission accomplished"😉 etc.

Bush's folks do a lot to manage the American people's perception of the guy. Like when he visited in London in '03 or '04 the protesting voices were avoided and the route Bush took was altered from planned routes at the last minute in order to avoid the massive anti-war protest.

This managed approach was to sell the idea that the US wasn't acting unilaterally at a time where basically except for Tony Blair and a minority, (we didnt want to go in to Iraq at the time) it was.

Its this kind of spin that'll probably be why the anti-Bush/other reactions to the unjust invasion wasn't featured heavily (especially by US affiliated sources, it would seem).

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ditto on the that, Robtard.

I read an article, a few months back, that said Bush was our most physically fit President in history.

Maybe in the last 100 years or so, I'd question how they could know the physical condition of say Adams or Hayes.

Lincoln was 6'4", 180lbs and looks to have a damn decent reach, also, "skinny guys fight until they're hamburger." He'd be good in a brawl, I bet.

Send in Tyler Durden..! 😉

Sounds like Lincoln wouldve been a good match with Tommy Hearns..
Man I'd buy that, given that Hearns was a bit chinny, it could have been Lincoln doing the assassinating, that night.... 😛

bush looked liked he wanted to play some more. he had that "haha..you missed me. try again." playfulness to him. as if he didn't mind..as if he was kinda smirking at the guy cause he wasn't fast enough, lol.

s.n.l. and the late night talk shows are gonna have a riot with this one.

"What kinda gum do I like? Personally, I like fruit stripes.."

- United States President George W. Bush

Yep which either said possibly:

"Im not taking this seriously as its all bullshit just for show..."

or

"Im too dumb to realise that I may easily have been 'Richard Reid'-ed".

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Im too dumb to realise that I may easily have been 'Richard Reid'-ed".

I think it is more this than the other

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
... or when we freed them.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... you freed them??? You just gave them other crap to worry about.

Originally posted by queeq
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... you freed them??? You just gave them other crap to worry about.

hey, they can throw shoes in protest!

what else could possibly be a better sign of their freedom!

those 4 million displaced refugees, they just don't know what to do with all the freedom they were given.

Ungrateful if you ask me.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Tell me about, those were some reflexes right there. You know basball's his favorite sport, so for a split second he was an allstar slugger, and the reporter was a bitter pitcher trying to make him walk.

His spider-sense was tingling!

it's kinda shocking to know that the most protected man on the planet, outta all human beings earth; the u.s. president., just had to dodge a penny loafer meant to strike him to harm him. twice.

where were the secret service anyway? we saw the u.s. president vulnerable to personal and physical attack. that's unacceptable kinda. isn't it?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
it's kinda shocking to know that the most protected man on the planet, outta all human beings earth; the u.s. president., just had to dodge a penny loafer meant to strike him to harm him. twice.

where were the secret service anyway? we saw the u.s. president vulnerable to personal and physical attack. that's unacceptable kinda. isn't it?

Yeah, who knows what was going through their heads. Maybe something like this, "Oh shit, that guy is reaching for something . . . I better pull out my gun . . . oh wait, it's just his shoe . . . oh God, he's throwing it . . . duck Mr. Bush!! Duck!!! . . . nice ducking skills, shit he's quicker than I thought in his old age. I hope I'm that quick when I'm that old . . . . oh shit, he's reaching for his other shoe . . . . duck George!!! Duck!!! . . . . wow, missed again . . . . okay, I better do something . . . but what?? . . I'm so used to pulling my gun out . . . but it's just a shoe . . . . maybe I better walk around the room really fast to look like I'm doing something."

what's the deal with the 3 midgets that come running out the door at the back...

I wonder if those shoes will go on sale on Ebay?

Man! I can picture all the liberals nutjobs bidding for those shoes...

Originally posted by jaden101
what's the deal with the 3 midgets that come running out the door at the back...

😆 I watched the video again to see what you meant, and I totally lol'd. 😂

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
it's kinda shocking to know that the most protected man on the planet, outta all human beings earth; the u.s. president., just had to dodge a penny loafer meant to strike him to harm him. twice.

where were the secret service anyway? we saw the u.s. president vulnerable to personal and physical attack. that's unacceptable kinda. isn't it?

Unless you think the President should be surrounded in a nigh-indestructible bubble like the Pope at all times, there is/was no reason for the Secret Service to make anyone attending that conference remove their shoes, that is after initial inspection.

When it comes down to it, it was just a shoe, Bush might have received a black-eye, no need for the Secret Service to revamp their protocols.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Send in Tyler Durden..! 😉

Sounds like Lincoln wouldve been a good match with Tommy Hearns..
Man I'd buy that, given that Hearns was a bit chinny, it could have been Lincoln doing the assassinating, that night.... 😛

Hahaha, I liked the tie-in, "assassination" and "hitman".

That would have been cool if Bush caught the shoe in his mouth, then spit it out and said, "Tastes like chicken."