That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
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Ch. 1
The rain poured and the wind howled. It was the stereotypical scary night you see in all horror movies. Except this time, it wasn’t a movie. Over the blowing wind came a sadistic cackle, and then I felt the white hot pain in my chest. I looked down to find blood pouring out of me. In the freezing rain it was warm and sticky on my hands as I tried to stop it from flowing. My knees buckled under me and I found myself on the frozen concrete. As my consciousness wavered, the laughter grew louder and louder in my ears. It filled my senses until I couldn’t think anymore….
I bolted upright in my bed with the laughter still fresh in my mind. My hands flew to my chest but instead of the warm blood, they only met the cotton front of my nightshirt. Soon the laughter faded and turned into an alarm. Above me flashed a red light sitting in the middle of the ceiling and in time with its flashing was the alarm. The door to my cell whirred and opened to reveal a steel gray room. Through the glass dome in the ceiling the moon shined big and bright. Right in the center of the room sat a metal tab bolted to the floor with inch thick bolts and on top of which were four bowls. On either side of me I could hear three other doors opening with the same whirring sound.
“Hey there, Alessa!” a cheery English accent greeted me.
“Morning, Rose,” I responded groggily.
“Come on, you have to wake up and smell that evening dew,” Rose chirped happily.
I see myself as a cheery person, but as cheery as I am, I might as well be a Sour Patch Kid when compared to Rose’s cheeriness. She could give a person with dentures cavities if they talked to her for too long. Me, I’m sort of a mellow happy. I’m perpetually content with the way things are as long as I’m not in the middle of a fight or something. Rose skipped and twirled away from my door and made her way to the table to take her seat. A shuffling noise came from the left letting me know Lester was awake. He was the oldest of us, even though he looked as young as the rest of us.
“Hello, Alessa, are you ready for the day ahead of us?” he asked me when he passed my room in his dried out voice.
“Yes, Lester, and good morning to you too,” I said.
That left Ruslan to walk through the door and flop down onto my bed beside me.
“Good morning sunshine, the earth says hello,” I said trying to break the frown on his face.
Instead of laughing or even smiling, his brow furrowed and his hazel-blue eyes clouded. When he finally spoke, it was through a heavy Ukrainian accent.
“You had that dream again, huh?” he asked.
“Did I scream?” I asked with a grimace on my face.
“No, you were talking this time,” he informed me.
“And it was loud enough to wake you?” I raised a brow. “You sleep like a rock.”
“There was a lot on my mind,” he said sitting up.
“Stalker,” I said in a jokingly accusing tone.
That finally made him smile a bit and we went off to eat our breakfast. Inside the bowls were perfectly warmed pools of blood. The smell of iron and salt filled our noses as we sat down to join our companions for our breakfast. The bowls were specially made by the same people keeping us here. They had tiny little motors at the bottom of the bowl to keep the blood circulating like it was still flowing through veins and were heated to the perfect body temperature of 98.6 degrees. If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re all vampires. We each have our own stories as to how we came to be vampires, but in the end when you look at everything, we’re vampires.
But we aren’t the only dangerous myths living here in Area 66; there are also werewolves, shape shifters, gnomes, fairies, centaurs, satyrs and just about everything else you can imagine popping out of a book of fairy tales. I heard once there’s even a dragon or two in one of the lower levels, but you didn’t hear that from me. We’re kept here for our own good, or at least that’s what the scientists tell us. For the past seventy years we’ve sat in this boring room doing nothing but eat, sleep and pass the time away. Then once a week one of the good doctors comes in to have a sort of therapy session with us. Fun. Today was one of those therapy sessions, it turned out. Even more fun.
“How is everyone tonight?” Dr. Marra asked.
“Good,” we all chimed in unison.
“I have some good new for you,” the doctor informed us. “You have a new friend.”
Ruslan looked away from the fascinating spot on the wall that had had his attention for the past ten minutes, Rose clapped and bounced in her seat with joy, Lester’s eyes widened to the size of saucers and I leaned forward to rest my elbows on my knees. In the past seventy years, this was the most exciting thing to happen to us since one of the werewolves broke free of his chains and crashed through the glass dome only to be electrocuted by the current running halfway between the one hundred foot high ceiling and the floor. Dr. Marra had successfully got our attention.
“You’re shitting me,” I said with a smirk.
“No, I am not kidding you,” he said with a stern look.
Despite the fact all of us were over the age of twenty, both literally and mentally, Dr. Marra was one of those people very much against the use of curse words. This made him very fun to play games with. Like seeing how many cuss words it would take on a particular day to send us to our cells.
“Well holy shit on a shingle,” I replied.
That got an eyebrow twitch and a note on his clipboard. He pulled back the sleeve of his starched white coat reveal the Bracelet on his arm. This little gizmo was used to pinpoint his location, communicate with other personnel, open and close doors, it had a calendar, a stopwatch and it even told time. He gave the order for the guards to bring in our new “friend”. He came in on a trolley, tied up Hannibal Lector style with a muzzle over his mouth and his arms bound in a straight jacket. I know what most of you are thinking, it’s just a straight jacket, why can’t he rip it apart with his super duper vampire strength? The answer is silver and titanium woven into the fabric. The silver drains away at your strength making the titanium strong enough to hold even the burliest vampire still. Very affective on werewolves, too I’m told.
“Hello, new friend,” Rose greeted in her cheery, lilting voice.
His eyes darted back and forth looking form face to face. Underneath the bloodshot whites, I saw his eyes were a vivid green. He looked first at Rose and in return she smiled and waved. Next he looked at Lester to which he looked at for a brief second before moving on. Lester in turn cocked his head sideways and continued watching the man with interest. He then looked at Ruslan to whom he narrowed his eyes menacingly at for some reason. Ruslan merely scoffed and rolled his eyes. Finally, those vivid green eyes stared at me, where they stopped and watched for what seemed like forever. When I was unable to take it any longer, so I crossed my eyes and stuck my tongue out at him. I expected him to growl or make some sort of face back at me, but instead, I could have sworn he smiled at me from beneath his muzzle.
“This is Michael, everyone,” Dr. Marra informed us. “Boys, why don’t you take Michel into his room and give him a sedative. That should give him time to adjust to his new life.”
“Where does Michael come from?” Rose asked.
“New York, I believe,” the doctor replied.
“Well that explains the stares he gave us,” I said.
“And why’s that, do you think?” the doctor asked.
“He’s eyeing up who the head honcho is. To see who he can **** with first,” I responded.
A vein pulsing on the left side of his jaw bulged slightly.
“And the winner is, Ruslan! How does it feel to be the target of an overly testosteroned, beefhead, vampire?” I asked in a game show host’s voice.
“Like a million ****in’ bucks,” he said puffing up his chest as if he had won the grand prize.
“A million ****in’ bucks,” I repeated turning to Dr. Marra. “Did you hear that doc? A million ****in’ bucks!”
“I think you’re finished,” Dr. Marra said loudly and quickly like a parent trying to talk over their kids.
“Oh come on doc, you almost broke the god dammed record,” I pleaded.
“Goodbye, Alessa!” he said with finality in his tone as he pressed a button on the Bracelet.
“Well, god damned, mother****er, can you believe this shit?! It’s a ****in’ shame I can’t stay with my friends cause of one *******,” I shouted as the orderlies dragged me to my cell.
“That was eleven! You win!” Ruslan called.
“Yes! I’m the luckiest ****in’ chick on earth!” I whooped. “What’s my prize?”
“A night in the nuthouse!” he responded.
“Just what I always wanted!!!” I cried.
That’s a lie, you know. There’s something I want even more. When the orderlies had left, I looked out of the little window. Ruslan and Lester were cracking up while Rose sat with her arms crossed and her lips pouted. The doctor was giving orders into the Bracelet. Satisfied with my work that night, I laid down on the hard military issue cot and slept.