Scared of Santa???

He wears a funny hat, high black boots, an incognito beard, thwarts your home security system by coming down they chimney in the middle of the night with a large sack, and then makes his getaway in a flying sleigh pulled by caribou. Yeah, I'd be scared too if someone suddely thrust me into the arms of this guy. No wonder these kids are so Scared of Santa...
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Dont worry I told them Santa's not real, problem avoided.

Fvcker stole my cookies.

I know a few people who thought Santa was just another way of spelling Satan, and in thinking on this level had some fear of him, go figure huh?

He knows what you're doing all the time. Sounds like a stalker to me.

And he likes having small children sit on his lap. Sick.

Only if it's Xmas during the year 3000.

This just proves what I've said ll along, children are ignorant morons that don't deserve life.

Self-defeating, eh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fvcker stole my cookies.

I thought I did that 😛

Santa Christ or Jesus Clause.

anyone ever seen the bill goldberg movie...think it was called... santas slay..hehe that was kewl