POTC Christmas

Yes boys and girls Christmas is upon us and all your favorite POTC characters are also getting into the holiday spirit by singing some of your favorite Christmas songs!

Barbarossa:Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at yer nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed overhead like eskimos.

Everybody knows a turkey an' some mistletoe
Help ter make th' deepson bright
Tiny tots escorting thems' deadlights all aglow
Will find it hard ter kip tonight.

They know what Santa's on that 'un way
He's bringing lots o' toys an' goodies on that 'un sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To clap eyes on if reindeer really know how ter fly.

And so I'm offering this here simple phrase
To kids from one ter ninety-two
Although it's been tole many times, many ways
Merry Chrismas ter you.

And so I'm offering this here simple phrase
To kids from one ter ninety-two
Although it's been tole many times, many ways
Merry Chrismas ter ye.

Jack:t's beginning ter look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere ye go
Take a look in th' five-and-ten
Glistening once again
With sweetmeats canes an' silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning ter look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But th' prettiest sight ter see
Is th' holly what shall be
On yer me own fore door.

A pair o' hopalong boots an' a barker what shoots
Is th' crave o' Barney an' Ben
Dolls what shall speechify an' shall go fer a walk
Is th' hope o' Janice an' Jen
And Me sainted mother an' Sire can hardly hold fer school ter launch again.

It's beginning ter look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere ye go
There's a tree in th' Toff Hotel
One in th' park as well
The sturdy kind what doesn't mind th' snow.

It's beginning ter look a lot like Christmas
Soon th' bells shall start
And th' object what shall make that lot ring
Is th' carol what ye sing
Right within yer heart.

Lizzie:I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas is
You... yea yea

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
(and I) Don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...
You Jackie

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I wonv't even wish for snow
(and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You Jackie

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere (so brightly yea)
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing (oh yea)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
won't you please bring my baby to me..

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You (You) Jackie

All I want for Christmas is you Jackie..
All I want for Christmas is you Jackie..

Lol!

Great idea!

Davy Jones:

I'll have a blue christmas without you
I'm so bluish/green just thinking about you
Bodies of the dead, floating in a blue sea
Won't be the same dear, if you're not here with me

And when those souls decide to serve me
That's when those blue memories call me
You'll be doin all right, with your christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue blue blue christmas

(instrumental break. Davy does an Irish jig before wiping a tear with his tentacle)

You'll be doin all right, with your christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue christmas

lol good one willo!

Pintel and Rageite:Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
we'll have some fun
now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Bootstrap:I'll be free on Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
and presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I'll free on Christmas
If only in my dreams

Davey:
All right you Pirates Ready to sing your song?
(I'll say we are!)
(Yeah!)
(Let's sing it now)
Jones: Okay, Lizzie?
(Okay)
Jones: Okay, Barbie?
(Okay)
Jones: Okay, Sparrow? Sparrow? SPARROW!
(OKAY!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

Jones: Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Lizzie
(Naturally)
Jones: Very good Barbie.
(Ahhh)
Jones:Ah, Sparrow, you were a little flat, watch it.
Dave: Ah, Sparrow. Sparrow..SPARROW!
(OKAY)

Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

Jones: Very good,guys
(Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!)
Jones: No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
(What do you mean overdo it?
We want to sing it again!)
Jones: Now wait a minute, guys
(Why can't we sing it again?)
Jones: Jack cut that out.
Lizzie, just a minute.
Barbie will you cut that out?
Guys.

Norrigtion:Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special. (special)

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me.
(Happy Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I Love You" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special. (special)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special. (special)

(Ooooh oooh baby)
A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
A man undercover, but you tore me apart
Oooh oooh Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special. (special)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special. (special)

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
(Gave you my heart)
A man undercover but you tore me apart
Next year
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special
Special, someone, someone.

LOL! Jack, Liz, and Barbossa as the Chipmunks! I love it.

Will:

Come, they told me a rum pum pum pum
A brand new ship to see a rum pum pum pum
"The finest scar I've seen" a rum pum pum pum
"Our new captain's nice and lean" a rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
"Where'd he get that bandana" a rum pum pum pum
"He looks like a bum"

Oh, dear Elizabeth, a rum pum pum pum
I am a swordsman, too, a rum pum pum pum
I have no skill to bring a rum pum pum pum
That's fit to win the Pirate King a rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Shall I go for ten years, a rum pum pum pum?
And make you a mum?

Elizabeth nodded, a rum pum pum pum
The pirates all said yes, a rum pum pum pum
I set sail for ten years a rum pum pum pum
And had hot beach sex a rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Now, I'm a Whelp with a ship, a rum pum pum pum
And Jack is real dumb

despite probable belief that I've forgotten all of you guys, I have to scream - MERRY CHRISTMAS to y'all! and no, i haven't forgotten all of you. Oh, and, I don't have a sng, sorry, but I do have this piccy xD made by meself, so... This is my gift to the piratistas out there! 😉

its not much, but... xD

again, Merry Christmas! x)

lmao! that's pretty....Johnnys face that is😛

I missed you Jaeh!

*runs up and jumps on!*

the color of the hat don't really fit but its kinda hard getting it right >.<

aww tramps! I missed you too! *jumps too to meet tramps, so they miss each other in the air*

oops, okay, let's try that again.. *waits for tramps to jump*

Liz:

I'm dreaming of a Jack Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know
When Will would serenade
And have his welcome overstayed
I ran
Away face-first to the snow...

I'm dreaming of a Jack Christmas
With a bonfire and rum at night
May our days be sexy and bright
And may all our Christmases be white

Lizzie:Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you.

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap
Let's go, Let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap
It's grand, just holding your hand
We're gliding along with a song
Of a wintry fairy land.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather would be
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you.

There's a birthday party
At the home of Farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending for a perfect day
We'll be singing the songs
We love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace while we watch
The chestnuts pop. Pop! pop! pop!

There's a happy feeling
Nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the chocolate
And the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print
By Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives.

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with Jack

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap
Let's go let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap
It's grand, just holding your hand
We're gliding along with a song
Of a wintry fairy land.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather would be
Let's take that road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with Jack

Will:I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do.

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too.

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too.

Bootstrap:You're a mean one, Mr. Jones
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Jones.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr.Jones
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Jones

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Jones

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Jones
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots
Mr. Jones

Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr.Jones
With a nauseaus super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

okay...on three *one* *two* *three*

*jumps, and hugs*
yay! well, okay, i think that's enough thread terrorizing- let's go to the off topic one, -lolz

LOL Mr. Grinch