Originally posted by JacopeX
Ignorant words from a ****tarded troll.Here are one of those typical idiots you speak of. 😊
Play nice, Jacope. I don't know if Ax3l was serious or not but nobody seems to have taken offense to it but you, and responding to an offense with an offense is not the way to go.
Meanwhile, car sex. There's having sex in a car, then there's having sex with a car... I prefer the sec- I mean, first.
I'm in love with my car... got feel for my automobile...
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
bang bang bang the banana in the tailpipe
you can "bang bang bang the banana in the tailpipe", when the car is in a show room, but you best not "bang bang bang the banana in the tailpipe" when the car just drove round a track for 60 laps.
you end up with cooked banana pudding
Re: Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
Originally posted by JacopeX
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html[b]Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
* My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28.
Up the tail pipe! 😆 I wonder if my car has been raped yet......😕
What if he ****ed a homosexual car? [/B]
That's very disturbing. He should get some professional help as soon as possible.
The guy doesn't need any kind of professional help at all. If that's what he likes, that's his choice, nobody should tell him what to do or how to live his life. Like he said, he's not hurting anybody, so it's not "****ed up" or anything, it's just what it is. I find it hard to believe people even find this shocking in this day and age, I didn't even bat an eyelid at it.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
The guy doesn't need any kind of professional help at all. If that's what he likes, that's his choice, nobody should tell him what to do or how to live his life. Like he said, he's not hurting anybody, so it's not "****ed up" or anything, it's just what it is. I find it hard to believe people even find this shocking in this day and age, I didn't even bat an eyelid at it.
Shocking, no. Enough to raise a few eyebrows, maybe. Out-of-the-ordinary, yes.