Favorite TV Show Quotes
Usually, topics I start at any forum don't last long, but I'll try.....
Let's see some of mine.....
"Who's that from?"
"Santa. Cause you know I worship him. Oh wait, that's Satan. I always get those two confused."
"Merry Christmas."
"And a Happy Go to Hell."
"I've been looking for you."
"I've been trying to avoid you."
"...flames?"
"It makes me look like I'm going fast."
(all from the unmatched wit of House!)
I have so, so many but these are my faves:
Bart Simpson "We need to get this information out there"
Milhouse "I know, lets put it on the Internet"
Bart "No, we need to put it to people whose opinions matter"
Bart Simpson "Everyone knows all the best rock bands are affiliated with Satan"
*Alan Partridge has a confronatation with a former teacher regarding being caned as a teenager for having a chalk penis drawn on his back.*
Teacher "That was a long time ago Alan!"
Alan Partridge "That's what Nazi war criminals say!"
Mrs Doyle "What would you say to a cup father?"
{offers him a cup of tea}
Father Jack Hackett "FECK OFF, CUP!"
Father Dougal "God, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?"
Father Ted: "Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning."
------Jonathan Creek------
Maddy "Shes one of those woman, that woman can't stand, but men all dribble over"
Jonathan "Bit like a urinal then"
------Jonathan Creek------
Thug "Whats your game?"
Insp Richie {Shows Police Badge} "Whats yours, tiddlywinks?"
------Jonathan Creek------
from your friendly neurotic doctor...
Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!
"I'm scared to death, I'm afraid of losing...,the closer i get to the ring the more confident i become. I think this man might be capable of beating me....,The closer i get the more confident i get. I've dreamed of him beating me. I'm afraid of everything...,the closer to the ring i get the more confident i get. Then once im in the ring i'm a God. No one could beat me. -Tyson