Post If You're Corny

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Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm a Hoosier, I'm pretty damn corny too laughcry

yay midwest/farm landssss

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Originally posted by dadudemon
I ate a huge amount of popcorn.

I am one with the kernel.

I am, therefore, quite corny at the moment.

Corny to the core 🪩

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Selphie
yay midwest/farm landssss
w00t

Good old wholesome midwest mmm

Thank god I don't leave the cities though haermm

Selphie you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Strangelove
w00t

Good old wholesome midwest mmm

Thank god I don't leave the cities though haermm

oh god, I know

I grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska, which is bigger than any 'city' in Vermont

I really miss the city 🙁

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Kosta
Corny to the core 🪩

In my butt core.....just north of the place where the anal thermometer takes the temperature but south of the kanuter valve.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Where are you now?

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Strangelove
Where are you now?

Small town, Vermont 😬

population of ~6000

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Oh, I see.

Well, at least Vermont's a blue state haermm

Selphie you teasing like you do

oh hell yeah, thats one good thing about moving from Nebraska to Vermont

All of our counties were blue from this years election, hell yahhh

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I'm such a political geek, I already knew that crylaugh

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm such a political geek, I already knew that crylaugh

Hahaha, it's quite alright! ALTHOUGH, I almost shat my pants in excitement when I saw that Nebraska was all red...... except for Lincoln and Omaha! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

Toku King Senior Member

Originally posted by dadudemon
I ate a huge amount of popcorn.

I am one with the kernel.

I am, therefore, quite corny at the moment.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!

occultdestroyer The Original One

I feel like posting coz I'm horny

Toku King Senior Member
Originally posted by occultdestroyer
I feel like posting coz I'm horny

You like having sex with corn?

Selphie you teasing like you do

I could go for some popcorn right now

Toku King Senior Member

Popcorn's good.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Can't go to the movies without popcorn.

Selphie you teasing like you do

I like it with butter and the occasional bit of salt

you guys?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I don't like the butter they have at movie theatres. I used to work at one, I know what's in it 😖

But I like salt.

Selphie you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't like the butter they have at movie theatres. I used to work at one, I know what's in it 😖

But I like salt.

in Vermont, almost all the movie places are 'green', and use like, peanut oil or something for their butter, so its not exactly whale blubber or whatever