Ash VS Mad Max

Sure, cuz Ash is just gonna sit there like a dumbass and not fire back.

Sure, cuz Ash is just gonna sit there like a dumbass and not fire back

Originally posted by Sado22
.........so Max is gonna sit there like a dumbass and get sawed? 😕

Yes it maybe an empasse... to a point.

That saw runs on gas....Which will only last so long.
(especially at today's prices...)

Whereas Max's 'bad motherfu**er'ness will take longer to go away.

He will probably find something in the abandoned factory to use to block that saw, anyhow.

Sure about that? You sound as if you actually saw them fight just now.

Max won't just sit there and get sawed though. and he's got tons of experience and badassery to go around. just cuz Ash's got a chainsaw, doesn't mean he'll get max with it. heck, it took him a decade to swing it in the Evildead2, missed and was about to get killed hadn't it been for the lulluby that the girl started singing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure about that? You sound as if you actually saw them fight just now.

No, Bellend.... 😛

I would have phrased it as Max "Did" and "Ash "Had" in past tense, if it were to sound even remotely like that..

so McClane can dodge bullets and Sadako can phase through time.......what's next: Rogue Jedi came from the future to save John Connor? 😕

Ahm lookeeng foh Sadah Connah.

Wow! I never heard that terminator-line delivered in the style of John Merrick before...! 😛 Thats pretty damned creative...!

Tune in next week for... The Elephant Man Vs. Riggs in..
"The bout that never forgets..."

I saw the dumbest movie character ever in the first Terminator.

You saw THAT in a machine complex enough to handle realtime the amount of calculations required for not only its own continued operation, but to vocalise - mimicking any voice it likes - navigating, sleuthing then running, jumping, shooting, and killing in all the ways that it does...?

Or did you mean someone else in it..?

haermm

Yeah....in terms of intelligence.

The first Sarah Connor he encounters, remember that? The older lady with the dark hair?

Ah.

She opens the door, and there stands the Terminator.

"Are you Sara Connor?"

She says YES.

So if you open a door to someone asking if its "your name)", and you say yes because it is, then you're a dumbass...? 😕

If it's a stranger and looks like the terminator did, yes.

Very judgemental.

He could have been a cop. He addressed her in a very officious way.

Could have been that she was worried that he was someone coming to deliver bad news about her kid laying out on the street all run-over and shit for all we know.

A cop will ID himself as a cop. And will not be dressed as Ahnuld was.

(Unless he is undercover, but apart from that a fair but moot point as...)
There wasnt time for her to question his ID before the smashed latch was off and he was walking her down.

Well.... more kinda shooting her down. really.