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Started by gefallen_engel3 pages

love that movie

You got girlfriend Vietnam, baby?

I can do anything you want.

How much for Impediment and I?

500 total
do you want me all night long?

😂

25% off if you make me reach climax 😉

No thanks. If I ever reach the point where I have to pay for it I will shoot myself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No thanks. If I ever reach the point where I have to pay for it I will shoot myself.

Aww, I'll miss you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, I'll miss you.
Never get that far, skipper.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never get that far, skipper.
Well, really, you kinda do pay for girlfriend's as well, don't you? 😐

All damn hookers, women...except for sluts, thank God for sluts.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, really, you kinda do pay for girlfriend's as well, don't you? 😐

All damn hookers, women...except for sluts, thank God for sluts.

You dont hand a GF money and say "sex me."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You dont hand a GF money and say "sex me."
No, you give a girlfriend presents and your time and stuff and then, if you are lucky, she'll sex you.

In fact, girlfriend's are worse than hookers 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, you give a girlfriend presents and your time and stuff and then, if you are lucky, she'll sex you.

In fact, girlfriend's are worse than hookers 😐

You are alone. I am not gonna jump on this bandwagon. You are LEGEND.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You are alone. I am not gonna jump on this bandwagon. You are LEGEND.
Heard that was a dreadful movie...which also choose to sell out the one message the original head.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Heard that was a dreadful movie...which also choose to sell out the one message the original head.
You heard wrong, dude. Great flick.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You heard wrong, dude. Great flick.

Yeah...well...that just seems like evidence for my earlier assumption.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...well...that just seems like evidence for my earlier assumption.
Well you know what assumptions are like, doncha?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well you know what assumptions are like, doncha?

Like...guesses?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like...guesses?
Indeed.