Haikus?!

A wrote a Haiku,
Then, put it on Kay Em See.
Nobody Replies.

Being a poet
Is a tricky thing to be.
Many underes...
damn.

Counting sylables
On my fingers. I adore
"Screeched", just one to count.

Browsing /b/ I find
A thread. "Candlejack", it says.
Obviously nons

As a poet, I
love obscure words, one such word:
"Defenestrate". Nice.

Think I should explain.
Defenestrate: throw out a
window. Specific.

Thread sucks many balls
Nah, I kid it is not so bad
You go now, write stuff!

Instant classic

Jesus...how could I screw up the second line, I counted it twice cry

Probably because, in spite of your maths degree, you are a bastard.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Probably because, in spite of your maths degree, you are a bastard.

I guess that is true, though I do not study maths. I have left that course.

Now look what's ruined. My contribution in here. Thanks a lot. (Bardock)

You did contribute? I don't see how you did that, calling me bastard?

Keats: beauty is truth. So calling you a bastard, is quite poetic.

But truth isn't beauty. So calling me a bastard...is just mean.

Oh come on, Bardock. Stick to the designation. I am bored now, though.

the necklace
absent on your neck
is an autumn leaf

Death.