ROTS Obi-Wan Vs DE Luke

Who wins here?

1.Sabers
2.Force
3.All out

Location:Utapau where Obi-Wan fought Grievous

Luke all three.

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Luke all three.

Luke wipes his ass with Obi-Wan's beard.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Luke wipes his ass with Obi-Wan's beard.

I'm thinking that that wouldn't feel too great. For either of them.

Luke by far.

Originally posted by Gideon
I'm thinking that that wouldn't feel too great. For either of them.

Well, in my fantasies Obi-Wan''s beard is soft, tickles the skin.

EDIT- In addition, in this scenario Obi-Wan's head isn't attached to his neck.

Originally posted by Gideon
I'm thinking that that wouldn't feel too great. For either of them.

It would feel less bad for Luke than for Obi Wan. (Unless Obi Wan liked it...)

Blax, that's gross. You're gross. Ew.

Wait'll you see my anal rape poem.

Anal rape?

Well, it's a good think you continue to write poetry representative of your stereotype.

Right on, it's good to rep your culture. I might post it in the battle bar.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Right on, it's good to rep your culture. I might post it in the battle bar.

Please do.

I heard an ugly rumor that you posted it on EoD and thought about it while you were taking a dump.

'tis true.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Well, in my fantasies Obi-Wan''s beard is soft, tickles the skin.

EDIT- In addition, in this scenario Obi-Wan's head isn't attached to his neck.

Like Obi could sell his beard as toilet paper?