Kram3r's Girlfriend.

Started by §P0oONY13 pages

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why did you not have Internet anyways?
Moved into a flat with some friends, never set it the internet up. Might get one of those mobile broadband things this next while though, don't know though, you just don't need it when you're used to not having it.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Moved into a flat with some friends, never set it the internet up. Might get one of those mobile broadband things this next while though, don't know though, you just don't need it when you're used to not having it.

Well, I guess you don't really need it...but it makes things awesone, by being awesome.

Though, I guess few people do anything useful on it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I guess you don't really need it...but it makes things awesone, by being awesome.

Though, I guess few people do anything useful on it.


Yeah, it's good to have it when I'm back at my parents' place. But back at my flat, there is like a double bed, which I can do stuff to people in.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Didn't have the internet, will be leaving for another half a year in a few days. 😛
how the fck do you live?

The interesting thing about this "joke" is that after the original post, neither Axel or Kramer had anything to say in defense of what was going on, which was suspicious.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Yeah, it's good to have it when I'm back at my parents' place. But back at my flat, there is like a double bed, which I can do stuff to people in.

Stop pretending you get laid...you are on the Internet. No one here gets laid.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Stop pretending you get laid...you are on the Internet. No one here gets laid.

Don't play dumb with us Bardock, we all know you get to park the beef bus in tuna town, if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by Röland
Don't play dumb with us Bardock, we all know you get to park the beef bus in tuna town, if you know what I mean.

You think I am a mobile butcher or something?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You think I am a mobile butcher or something?

Yes... what's your price range?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Stop pretending you get laid...you are on the Internet. No one here gets laid.
Ah, but for about a year I didn't have the internet... Do the maths... 😛

Originally posted by Röland
Yes... what's your price range?

I'll do your sister for a tenner hmm

Twenty if she's in a coma.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Ah, but for about a year I didn't have the internet... Do the maths... 😛
Tell me more of your wonderous adventures.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'll do your sister for a tenner hmm

Twenty if she's in a coma.


She's not in a coma but I could put her in one if that's what you're into. mmm

Originally posted by Röland
She's not in a coma but I could put her in one if that's what you're into. mmm

Whatever floats your boat, man. You're paying.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell me more of your wonderous adventures.

Girlfriend who dumped me and 2 one night stands.... One was really ackward in the morning..... Woo... 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
Whatever floats your boat, man. You're paying.

Done.

I'll leave her on the front porch for you.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Didn't have the internet, will be leaving for another half a year in a few days. 😛

No respect for us fake internet people. None at all.

Originally posted by Captain REX
No respect for us fake internet people. None at all.

Dude, I love you all, that's why I come back! 😍

Originally posted by Röland
Done.

I'll leave her on the front porch for you.

The usual account. You know the drill.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The usual account. You know the drill.

Be careful this time. No bruises.

Originally posted by Röland
Be careful this time. No bruises.

Jee...alright, I'll see what I can do.