My school burnt down

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lord xyz Restricted

My school burnt down

http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/free/PICTURE-GALLERY--School-Fire.4842996.jp

Every school boy's dream eh?

Unfortunately it's the shitty old one, and they're worried the fire will spread to the new school which is roughly half a golf hole away.

~Wålshy~ Restricted

haermm gutting

did you start the fire?

§P0oONY Senior Member

You know it's a horrible world when distances are measured in golf holes as opposed to real measurements.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

anarchy!!!

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You know it's a horrible world when distances are measured in golf holes as opposed to real measurements.
Your country invented the sport.

So you're to blame. ermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

No, this guy is to blame:

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
Your country invented the sport.

So you're to blame. ermm

I'm English...

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm English...
Location: Scotland. And I remember you telling me you were a Scot and also have worn a kilt before. ermm

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
Location: Scotland. And I remember you telling me you were a Scot and also have worn a kilt before. ermm
Some people live in places they weren't born in.

It's a new concept...don't worry.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
Location: Scotland. And I remember you telling me you were a Scot and also have worn a kilt before. ermm

I was born in Scotland... But my parents are English and I've lived in England for most of my life... And consider myself English.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I was born in Scotland... But my parents are English and I've lived in England for most of my life... And consider myself English.
Ah...xyz is right then. It's your fault, Scot, your country invented it.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
Some people live in places they weren't born in.

It's a new concept...don't worry.

Why don't you read the rest of that phrase, and realise how retarded you're being.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why don't you read the rest of that phrase, and realise how retarded you're being.
Don't be silly, xyz. You made a complete fool out of yourself once already today.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ah...xyz is right then. It's your fault, Scot, your country invented it.

Yeah.... Well suck my irn bru!

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Yeah.... Well suck my irn bru!

You are a traitor to your country! Embrace Golf...the only half-decent thing ever to come out of Scotland...except Trainspotting, of course.

lord xyz Restricted

Telephone, television, penecilin?

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are a traitor to your country! Embrace Golf...the only half-decent thing ever to come out of Scotland...except Trainspotting, of course.

I was bron in Dundee though, also known as Scumdee. I'm not allowed to be proud.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by lord xyz
Telephone, television, penecilin?

Do you think you are funny? Do you think you understand how jokes work? Do you think you "get" humour?

I am wondering, honestly, do you? Do you think you are a person with a well developed sense of humour?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

My sis is allergic to penicillin. Weird.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you think you are funny? Do you think you understand how jokes work? Do you think you "get" humour?

I am wondering, honestly, do you? Do you think you are a person with a well developed sense of humour?


I have a well developed sense of humour... I laugh at cripples.