Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, dude...you love me. You always try to impress me, and hook up with me and write love poems and shit.
A Lovely German
By Vinny Valentine
Bardock Bardock,
Oh Forty-Two,
I touch your cock,
While playing clue.
You never notice,
My ninja hand,
A hidden lotus,
Among the sand.
Tastes like berry,
Soft to touch,
Thank god not hairy,
Or even Dutch.
T-that's....creepy.
But thanks...I just gotta mke a phone call to my locksmith.
You can give my poetry thread a look...I'll include a poem for you flowers