Greedo Shot First

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Originally posted by Impediment
Han shot first.

No, Greedo did.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Greedo did.

He did in the re-mastered version of A New Hope. In the original, he didn't. GL, for some asinine reason, wanted to explain to children than Han had no choice but to "defend himself, forgetting that Han is, in fact, a smuggler/thug who must do what it takes to stay in the game.

God. I have no life. 🙂

Originally posted by Impediment
the game.

DAMMIT!

Originally posted by Impediment
He did in the re-mastered version of A New Hope. In the original, he didn't. GL, for some asinine reason, wanted to explain to children than Han had no choice but to "defend himself, forgetting that Han is, in fact, a smuggler/thug who must do what it takes to stay in the game.

God. I have no life. 🙂

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Greedo did.

Greedo shot..........a load.

Still shot first.

You're wrong.

I'd still rape you, though. eyes

****ING HELL VINNY CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE. **** YOU. THERE IS NO DEBATE ON THIS YOU *******. IN THE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS ASSHOLES THE FIRST STATE IN WHICH THE FILM WAS PRESENTED TO THE PUBLIC HAN SOLO SHOT FIRST. YOU CAN'T DEBATE THIS SHIT, IT'S ****ING FACT, LIKE ****ING SAYING A FEATHER WILL HIT THE GROUND BEFORE A BOWLING BALL, STFU, IT'S NOT TRUE.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Still shot first.

****, I hate you.

Originally posted by Kram3r
****, I hate you.

As much as Han did when Greedo shot at him first.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Actually, I think in the first it is just implied he shot first, you don't really see it. But either way he had no choice...so he's not a bad guy anyways...just a bit on the rough side. Lucas is just being a tard...like when he put a CGI-Prairie-Dog in the opening scene of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull or How Me And Steven Made A Shit Movie Sequel To An Amazing Trilogy"

Originally posted by Kram3r

are you sure it was you and not a different dood dressed as you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually, I think in the first it is just implied he shot first, you don't really see it.

No, you do.

Originally posted by Kram3r
No, you do.
Are you sure?

I don't have it readily available here...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you sure?

I don't have it readily available here...

Yes. Han shots the ****er and he ****ing drops dead.

Greedo obviously shot first. I can prove it.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yes. Han shots the ****er and he ****ing drops dead.
I thought you can just hear the shot and see Greedo fall to the table. Not the laser or whatever else might have happened during.