Why god?

Don't let this happen:

http://www.vh1.com/movies/news/articles/1599796/20081119/story.jhtml

"Hey mon, you know what happens to a juju toad when struck by lightnen? Da same ding dat happens ta everything else, seen?"

SOMEONE DESTROY HOLLYWOOD ALREADY! Peace.

OMFG Retarted Central is gonna sue! I don't believe this. MARVEL HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU PUT A BRITNEY SPEARS AS A ... OMFG WHY MARVEL WHY??? WE'VE BEEN WITH YOU SINCE 1960'S WE'VE CARED FOR YOU AND BAUGHT YOUR STUFF YOU KEEP YOUR CO IN BUIZ AND WAT DO YOU DO???? oh someone kill me...

Iceman

If Schwartz wants to continue raiding his "Gossip Girl" cast, Penn Badgley already has the nice-but-boring act down pat. Let's just not go to Iceman's home and see his dysfunctional family on this outing, though, OK?

Runners-Up: Matthew Bomer (who Schwartz knows from "Chuck"😉, Sean Faris

Nice but boring?

Do they even know who Iceman is?

I think i just threw up in my mouth.