Is God a pedophile?

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Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

Is God a pedophile?

Well if you think about it God is always "touching" people and kids are not excluded, I don't want God "touching" my kids 馃槧

God touching kids

Grand-Moff-Gav Senior Member

This is getting boring now...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
This is getting boring now...
Oh come on...we both know you don't think "boring"...you think "blood-boilingly offensive" and lament the loss of the former glory and torture power of the holy see.

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
This is getting boring now...
What humor? This is the first humor thread I've done in a while.

Mindship Snap out of it.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
This is getting boring now...
God

That better?

Grand-Moff-Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh come on...we both know you don't think "boring"...you think "blood-boilingly offensive" and lament the loss of the former glory and torture power of the holy see.

Don't worry Bardock, it will return.

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Mindship
God

That better?

I knew he was a she 馃槃

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Don't worry Bardock, it will return.
You think you could put in a word or two for me not being tortured?

Grand-Moff-Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
You think you could put in a word or two for me not being tortured?

I'll certainly do what I can.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Cheers, my good man.

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Bardock42
You think you could put in a word or two for me not being tortured?
Man I'm screwed now, I should have thought of that 馃槚

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Deja~vu Dreamer

Re: Is God a pedophile?

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Well if you think about it God is always "touching" people and kids are not excluded, I don't want God "touching" my kids 馃槧

God touching kids

馃槀 馃槅 馃ぃ

Originally posted by Mindship
God

That better?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

lord xyz Restricted

Is that why doctors think they're God?

Mindship Snap out of it.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Y'know...it scares me when you laugh like that...

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Mindship
God

That better?

Now that's junk in the trunk.

Jack Daniels WOW!

This thread is blasphemy!...but that picture of the babe in pink..umm...sorry Lord..Im gonna play for that one..lol

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
This thread is blasphemy!...but that picture of the babe in pink..umm...sorry Lord..Im gonna play for that one..lol
God messing around with my kids is blasphemy, and your avy as well 馃槢

Wild Shadow Restricted

yeah i dont like religion influencing kids because they are at a very young and susceptable age ...

hate seeing those kids that get pimped out by their church on street corner spouting hate and stupid nonsense pretending to be preachers or are have bn dodged by god.

especially hate it when little kids start questioning your behavior gets very annoying its cute and innocent and tolerable at its worse.. but as an adult being that way just seems retarted, asinine and hypocritical. sometimes i feel like making kids question their believe in god, like i try to do to certain adults, but my stupid believe and self imposed rule that kids are innocent and should be allowed to retain their innocence keeps me from doing so..

Jack Daniels WOW!

and drinking is good fer ya! seriously though this thread is blasphemy if in fact the God as we know him from the king james version..lol..exists