I'm in a coma

Here's my situation. Myself, Kram3r, is a class A Shit Taker. While at a competition in Sydney, I was about to pull off my final load. Sadly, I somehow slipped during it and hit my head on the bowl, then plummeted into the bowl, where it is suspected I had sunk to the bottom of the toilet. They were almost unable to revive me. They got my heart beating but there were still no signs of life, so they transferred me to a hospital where I'm now, fighting for my life.

I've been in a coma ever since, and that was 3 weeks ago. With no change in conditions, all there is, is to hope.

Is that a bit like Buster's coma in Arrested Development?

Damn, that's such a great show.

This is also going to get closed for no ****ing reason.

I almost got in a coma reading this

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that a bit like Buster's coma in Arrested Development?

Damn, that's such a great show.

BEHOLD, KRAM3R, KMC'S RESIDENT DOUCHE! dur

Damn shame.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
BEHOLD, KRAM3R, KMC'S RESIDENT DOUCHE! dur

Originally posted by Ax3l
This is also going to get closed for no ****ing reason.

I'll give you a good reason Ax3l. It's consider SPAM and it will not be tolerated.

So, let's just be civil and cool with it.