Originally posted by Röland
I was at the mall one this past holiday with my friends. There were two little kids riding on this Christmas train thing. They were so happy and laughing, having a good time, etc.My one friend waits till they come around the bend then says to them "Santa is going to kill you." Both of their faces literally went from this "awesome" to this awewut".
Is it wrong that I couldn't stop laughing?
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Originally posted by MIŠT
You just stood there laughing? What kind of sick son of a ***** are you? The least you could have done was light them on fire. 🤨I like self circumcision, but dont cut the skin right off, just leave a bit so it heals back. Then do it again.
Circumcisions? On the chair? I must try this.
Originally posted by Röland
Pretty hard.I'd like to see you try to whip your dick out and piss on two kids that are on a train that's going 2 mph. uhuh
Pessimist. uhuh
Originally posted by Kosta
Circumcisions? On the chair? I must try this.
Yeah, don't forget to rub salt into it, gives it that extra kick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfXcCkxVgyM
birds fly grass grows and i hurt people.
Originally posted by RölandSimilar story
I was at the mall one this past holiday with my friends. There were two little kids riding on this Christmas train thing. They were so happy and laughing, having a good time, etc.My one friend waits till they come around the bend then says to them "Santa is going to kill you." Both of their faces literally went from this "awesome" to this awewut".
Is it wrong that I couldn't stop laughing?
I was driving around with a few friends, and we went past this kid walking along the road, and one of my friends rolled his window down and the kid looked at him, and my friend just said bluntly "Your mother doesn't love you." and the kid just stared at him with this really sad expression on his face as we just drove away. He looked like he was about to cry.
I laughed.