Re: Best language software?
Dude, learning a language is going too far just to get laid. If she(he?) won't give you the time of day now, speaking in her(his?) tongue probably won't get you in her(his?) honeypot.
But I'd go with Rosetta Stone if I were to learn a new language, the commercials/adds convinced me it works.
I recommend taking a few college classes concerning your language. by the time you complete the second class, you will be able to form most sentences and must only learn vocabulary. You can take these at a community college and while the cost may rise above that of rosetta stone, it does far more for you. I had rosetta stone "latin american spanish" volume one and it taught me how to say "the cat is over the car" and treated me like an idiot by teaching me it over and over again.
Yeah, that's quite a good point actually. The university I attend has languages as elective modules, if you attend university perhaps this would be an idea?
If not, I have heard that some universities offer a walk in system for lectures. So although you wouldn't receive any formal grade, you would learn.