Have You ever caught your parents having sex?

Hav u

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
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lol I remember American Pie 2 when Jims dad caught him in bed, that was hilarious haermm

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No thank god. But unfortunately, our house's walls are thin. mmm

omigawd wuts with the shit threads that bring back awful memories. delete plz.

idk my bff honks?

I've never seen them having sex, but I did see my dad walking around naked when I was 6 or so. It was traumatizing.

I only caught them once. And it was while my grandmother was visiting us, wtf mom and dad

You're ****ing sick.

haermm

Once I walked in and my Mom was riding my Dad, I was like "Daddy wtf are you doing to Mommy!!!"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm

Once I walked in and my Mom was riding my Dad, I was like "Daddy wtf are you doing to Mommy!!!"

Twice, although technically it was not my mother and dad, it was my dad and his girlfriend.

The first time was when I saw my dad screwing this fat Spanish woman, I barely saw it because I did not try to look, but still...No.

The second was not technically sex, it was my dad's girlfriend who is older than him at the ripe age of 56 giving him a blowjob.

And unlike most of you fvckers who can't really remember this shit, this happened to me at ages 14 and 16, so I have full memory. Fvckers.

I walked in on my dad and his fianceé, but not my mom and dad, they divorced when I was 8.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Twice, although technically it was not my mother and dad, it was my dad and his girlfriend.

The first time was when I saw my dad screwing this fat Spanish woman, I barely saw it because I did not try to look, but still...No.

The second was not technically sex, it was my dad's girlfriend who is older than him at the ripe age of 56 giving him a blowjob.

And unlike most of you fvckers who can't really remember this shit, this happened to me at ages 14 and 16, so I have full memory. Fvckers.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
well now.

Sure did. I was 14.

We had two bathrooms in the home. The common bathroom was under construction, so only the master bedroom bathroom was available.

It was between 11 and 12 at night. My parents door wasn't shut all the way, much less locked. I walked into the master bedroom to get to the master bathroom. Then...I saw it.

My Dad's fat ass.

It was very very dark, and I couldn't see anything but the moonlight reflecting off of my dad's ass cheeks. There was moment of very awkward silence. (Looking back, I wish I had some hot chocolate to stir to accompany my very big eyes and straight face during that awkward silence, because that would have added to the awkwardness in a ridiculously random way.) I broke the silence. I said, "sorry guys....but I really have to pee."

My father said, "no get out!".

So I got out. I went outside and pissed off the the back patio. The end. (pun intended. 🙁 )

Never, thank f*ck.

Originally posted by dadudemon
My Dad's fat ass.