wear your depends.
don't get tooo drunk on new year's eve.
Please don't drink and drive.
If you must drink alot, please bring your pillow so you can pass out on the floor safely.
Drivers, please watch the weather; hope it's not snowy or icy where you are.
They just pass out on the beach here, and hope the high tide doesn't drag them into the surf and drown them. 😈