ill do whatever i feel like doing! Gosh!!!-Napoleon Dynamite
My wifes the only one who gets to twist these man-titties-Benchwarmers
I've never been on a baseball field before
You've never played baseball!?! thats like saying youve never had apple pie!!![Clark looks away in shame]Youve never had apple pie!!!
My mom said itll give me diarrhea!
thats ridiculous! you have to try it at least once!
Diarrhea?-Benchwarmers