Say something to your pet here......

For those of us who have pets, that is. It can be anything you want.

You're looking for an ass race?

well, as i just told dune aka doon, "Hey, i didnt ask you to sit beside me and lick your ass"

Whenever Jenks (My cat) Is whining and meowing that I do what she wants: "Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."

Originally posted by kodak
well, as i just told dune aka doon, "Hey, i didnt ask you to sit beside me and lick your ass"

I say something like that to my dog, except it's when he licks his penis haermm

I'm usually like "can you **** off and blow yourself somewhere else!" haermm

I used to tell my dog, Baron, as he licked his balls: "You lucky bastard."

Mairuzu, roll over.

To my cat, Isaac:

Quit trying to rape Madison's stuffed unicorn!! I'm gonna get you fixed next month!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Mairuzu, roll over.

Originally posted by Mairuzu