Rest in Peace, Timothy Knight

Originally posted by Impediment
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.

She said that was fine with her.

So... I switched the heads"

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My god, this f*ck is browsing the forums from beyond the graaave!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
My god, this f*ck is browsing the forums from beyond the graaave!!!

hanuts

thread sucks

I think Scythe is on the pat of correctness. You should setup a webcam at the funeral so those of us here can attend the funeral. This will prove the death and allow people to pay their respects.

Also, we should have Scythe setup a webcam at one of his Concerts so I can see him jam out, because...that...would...be just much more awesome than a make believe funeral.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think Scythe is on the pat of correctness. You should setup a webcam at the funeral so those of us here can attend the funeral. This will prove the death and allow people to pay their respects.

Also, we should have Scythe setup a webcam at one of his Concerts so I can see him jam out, because...that...would...be just much more awesome than a make believe funeral.

Second!

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
This is Tim's elder brother. I wasn't sure where to post this since this, and since it has nothing to do with movies, I decided to put it in the off topic forum. I'm sorry if this was a mistake. he would have wanted his friends on this forum to know.

When Timothy (you know him as "Knightfall"😉 was thirteen, mom was driving him in the car to run errands when a car crash killed our mom and left Timothy paralyzed from the waste down. Our dad ran out on us when we were very young and when our mom died we had

Afterward Tim had a cheery front on, for a while it seemed like his religion was the only thing keeping him alive, but after five years he rarely went outside and stayed on the computer, playing video games and visiting various forums. Apparently he pretended that his life had gone on as if the car wreck had never happened.

On January 21 at around 8:00pm I walked into his room to change his fecal bag and found him slumped over in his wheel chair in front of his computer. I rushed him to the hospital where he died at 8:27pm.

They found loads of his medication inside of his stomach, way too much to be an accidental overdose.

When I came home about an hour later and found some sort of ban note saying he had been "banned" from these forums.

I will let you draw your own conclusions from how i feel, but I am incredibly unhappy. Why was he banned? I don't know, probably for venting online or something.

A note by his computor just said "goodbye".

Tim was a brilliant young man of 18 when he died, who always kept a happy outlook, making jokes to lighten everything.

While he annoyed me sometimes and could be a jerk, I truly lament his passing. Goodnight Tim, or as your friends and enemies knew you, Lord Knightfa11. May you live forever in our hearts.

If this is true, this is the saddest, most gut-wrenching thing I've ever read, and I grieve for your loss.

But if this is fake, this is the most dickish thing ever done by anyone, and I will beat you with a car door.

Originally posted by Mywi
ha, thats what i call forum addiction

Hahaha.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think Scythe is on the pat of correctness. You should setup a webcam at the funeral so those of us here can attend the funeral. This will prove the death and allow people to pay their respects.

Also, we should have Scythe setup a webcam at one of his Concerts so I can see him jam out, because...that...would...be just much more awesome than a make believe funeral.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Second!

Oh my crap! Online concerts, that would be awesome! I'll talk it over who has the best laptop webcam that won't freeze or slowdown like f*ck. Then hope it's not too dark, and I'd totallly do that! We've played live shows before on that site Stickum.com.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh my crap! Online concerts, that would be awesome! I'll talk it over who has the best laptop webcam that won't freeze or slowdown like f*ck. Then hope it's not too dark, and I'd totallly do that! We've played live shows before on that site Stickum.com.

I would love to see one of those go down. The sound would probably suck (compared to live) but it would certainly be QUITE awesome. AND we would be supporting one of our very KMC own. It's a win win situation, imo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would love to see one of those go down. The sound would probably suck (compared to live) but it would certainly be QUITE awesome. AND we would be supporting one of our very KMC own. It's a win win situation, imo.

I'll try to set something up.

Originally posted by Röland
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We all die sooner or later, just live on with it dude if he really was in a bad way maybe whatever is waiting for us when we die will be a better place where he doesnt have to s*** in a lil bag or sumthin... PEACE!

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
This is Tim's elder brother. I wasn't sure where to post this since this, and since it has nothing to do with movies, I decided to put it in the off topic forum. I'm sorry if this was a mistake. he would have wanted his friends on this forum to know.

When Timothy (you know him as "Knightfall"😉 was thirteen, mom was driving him in the car to run errands when a car crash killed our mom and left Timothy paralyzed from the waste down. Our dad ran out on us when we were very young and when our mom died we had

Afterward Tim had a cheery front on, for a while it seemed like his religion was the only thing keeping him alive, but after five years he rarely went outside and stayed on the computer, playing video games and visiting various forums. Apparently he pretended that his life had gone on as if the car wreck had never happened.

On January 21 at around 8:00pm I walked into his room to change his fecal bag and found him slumped over in his wheel chair in front of his computer. I rushed him to the hospital where he died at 8:27pm.

They found loads of his medication inside of his stomach, way too much to be an accidental overdose.

When I came home about an hour later and found some sort of ban note saying he had been "banned" from these forums.

I will let you draw your own conclusions from how i feel, but I am incredibly unhappy. Why was he banned? I don't know, probably for venting online or something.

A note by his computor just said "goodbye".

Tim was a brilliant young man of 18 when he died, who always kept a happy outlook, making jokes to lighten everything.

While he annoyed me sometimes and could be a jerk, I truly lament his passing. Goodnight Tim, or as your friends and enemies knew you, Lord Knightfa11. May you live forever in our hearts.

Your brother killed himself cause he got banned from some forum?
Biiiiitch, ah you fo' real? Either your brother is a giant doucheknuckle or you're yanking my wank. No more yankie my wankie, the donger need food.

Originally posted by UKR
Your brother killed himself cause he got banned from some forum?
Biiiiitch, ah you fo' real? Either your brother is a giant doucheknuckle or you're yanking my wank. No more yankie my wankie, the donger need food.

Originally posted by Toku King

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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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7 Up is beter.

Originally posted by Impediment
7 Up is beter.

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