What will you buy for Valentine's Day

Started by ~Forever*Alone~4 pages

I think I will get him some chloroform and maybe some rope and a nice piece of tape, then let the fun begin...

and a feather?

well, since it's on a sat, maybe around noon, i'll take her to go see friday the 13th, then go to like an applebee's or ruby tuesday or something, buy her a single (real) rose and our fav. bottle of wine, with a valentine card basically saying i love you which i'll also say to her just before giving her a couple of nice pecks and a smile.

plus her birthday's on the 16th, just a couple of days later. she wanted shoes but since she fractured her lower her leg and ankle (she slipped on on icy sidewalk) just earlier today, she won't be needing them.

Everyone is to poor to buy me any gift. 🙁

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Everyone is to poor to buy me any gift. 🙁

I would get you something. but I don't have any money 🙁

yeah right, millionare! 🙄

Originally posted by Deja~vu
yeah right, millionare! 🙄

But the three mansions take all my money. 😛

OHhhhhhhhhhhh I think that would make a wonderful valentines present.

kiss_over

Originally posted by Deja~vu
OHhhhhhhhhhhh I think that would make a wonderful valentines present.

kiss_over

You can't have my mansions. 😂

I am not going to buy anything for Valentines day. I will powder my balls and plop them into my wife's sleeping mouth and wake her up and say, "Deez nutz, b*tch."

The end.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You can't have my mansions. 😂

😆

*steals one*

Neeenars!

Originally posted by dadudemon

😆

*steals one*

Neeenars!

😠

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😠

😆 🤣

*Has topless pillow fights with the live-in concubines.*

😐

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You can't have my mansions. 😂
I'll clean your house and other things.... 😈

Originally posted by Deja~vu
I'll clean your house and other things.... 😈

My clock too? 😈

Originally posted by jaden101
She's away for Valentines so i'll just **** this other chick i've got on the go. Then give her chlamydia when she gets back.

It's the thought that counts.


I think I heard on late night tv that you can be sued for that...just get her some chocolates..lol

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
My clock too? 😈
Tick tock tick tock... 🙄

Now give me the damn mansion. 😠

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Tick tock tick tock... 🙄

Now give me the damn mansion. 😠

🙁 The bank took them back.

Don't lie to me, I know you have them. You just act poor....

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Don't lie to me, I know you have them. You just act poor....

I should get an academy award then.

I'll take the one that is beach side..jacope-owns-xyz