Would you do dadudemon?

Originally posted by Scythe
Balls don't shrink from masturbating.

😆 😆 😆

I know. 😐

I contemplated saying, "Damn, your prostate must never grow larger than a pea." But I doubted people would get that.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Are you retarded?

Damn, I bet that you splooge out your balls sometimes from masturbating too much...just two little raisins, dangling out at the end there. How do you put them back into the scrote? Q-Tip? Do you just suck in really hard and your weenar slurps them back in like spaghetti noodles? hmmmmmm?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I really don't wack-off. For real. I am 100% serious. I have no reason to lie to you. I would readily admit to anything like that.

Every person does it, unless they are physically unable.

Originally posted by Röland
Either you're lying or you're sex drive is ****ing terrible.

Every person does it, unless they are physically unable.

What about option A: My sex life is great.

I really don't have time to wack off and have sex too. Fo REALS, bra.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What about option A: My sex life is great.

I really don't have time to wack off and have sex too. Fo REALS, bra.

Originally posted by Röland
I'm not gonna believe one more word that comes out of your cumcatcher. Now get back on the corner.

K

*shows leg to next customer*

Originally posted by Röland
Either you're lying or you're sex drive is ****ing terrible.

Every person does it, unless they are physically unable.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

I know. 😐

I contemplated saying, "Damn, your prostate must never grow larger than a pea." But I doubted people would get that.

Damn, I bet that you splooge out your balls sometimes from masturbating too much...just two little raisins, dangling out at the end there. How do you put them back into the scrote? Q-Tip? Do you just suck in really hard and your weenar slurps them back in like spaghetti noodles? hmmmmmm?

I was about to say, hahaha! I hope you know they don't shrink, I've met plenty of uneducated people who believe that.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

I know. 😐

I contemplated saying, "Damn, your prostate must never grow larger than a pea." But I doubted people would get that.

Damn, I bet that you splooge out your balls sometimes from masturbating too much...just two little raisins, dangling out at the end there. How do you put them back into the scrote? Q-Tip? Do you just suck in really hard and your weenar slurps them back in like spaghetti noodles? hmmmmmm?

Originally posted by dadudemon
What about option A: My sex life is great.

I really don't have time to wack off and have sex too. Fo REALS, bra.

Sex and masturbation are two separate entities.

You're telling me if you slap your tubesteak, you're satisfied enough and don't pursue sex if available?

Originally posted by Robtard
Sex and masturbation are two separate entities.

You're telling me if you slap your tubesteak, you're satisfied enough and don't pursue sex if available?

The other way around. I don't feel the need to fap if I've had sex...at least every other day.

But that's only half the picture. I am also Mormon. We usually don't bate.

Is it really hard to believe though? I think bates is a perfectly natural thing and I see no shame in it. Bates is just not my thing.

Originally posted by Robtard

slap your tubesteak,

I still wank it on the days that i have sex.

YOU MORMON SCUM!

youre a bad Mormon

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I still wank it on the days that i have sex.

Seriously, if you're this horny, you must have shit loads of testosterone seething through your veins.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
youre a bad Mormon

Don't judge me and I promise not to judge you.

Most of the time i just do it to get rid of the boner. nothing to do with being horny

like in the morning, im not horny at all but i have to pee and at the same time makes me feel like i wanna wank it.. its really odd

but when i do wank it, it gives me like a good 10 minutes of not having to pee

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Most of the time i just do it to get rid of the boner. nothing to do with being horny

like in the morning, im not horny at all but i have to pee and at the same time makes me feel like i wanna wank it.. its really odd

but when i do wank it, it gives me like a good 10 minutes of not having to pee

Holy shit.

I absolutely cannot stand sex when I have to piss. It is ultra uncomfortable.

You have to be like...some sort of masturbation zen master.

Well.. masturbation is different.

I probably couldn't have sex if i had to go pee

I used to always have to piss after I sexed.