Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Robtard's. I'd take a huge splattering dump in his toilet, then take all his kitchen utensils (forks, spoons, knives, etc) and dip them in the toilet, then replace them in the kitchen drawers.
I'd return the action, but you have a hole you knocked into your floor for a latrine and the only utensils you have are a few plastic sporks from KFC.