Most Sorry Videogame Character Ever

Started by occultdestroyer6 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Dante, lol. and who nominated Mario? that's sacrelidge, he RAISED a generation, is this like, teenage parental angst? o_O;

Iconic or not, Mario still sucks.

The way he talks, looks... it's God-awful.

In no particular order:
-dante: pretty boy demon hunter whose probably better off featured in a gay hentai with demons rather than be fighting them
-M. Bison: lame, lame, lame, lame
-Solidus Snake: how long did it take Kojima to come up with his design and a name?
-Raiden: now i know everyone in the army is gay but damn...
-Ryu: 33 years of constant training later, he still has 3 moves and the closest he's come to getting pvssy was have a schoolgirl take his photo.
-Mai: the moment she wears a sports bra her videogame career will finish faster than Andy Bogard's premature orgasms
-Mokujin: its bad enough that he's a wooden training dummy but manboobs on top of that is just bad
-Chunli: jean claude vandam+pantyhose=chunli
-Ash Crimson: the only person who makes Raiden run for his money
-Remy: what happened when Guile lost weight and began listening to backstreet boys

You're just mad because Solidus would beat up Solid and Liquid.

Mario the sorriest character? Mario's name is synonymous with the word videogame, he is as iconin and renowned as friggin Superman, and bad Mario games are nearly non-existant, occult, you need to just admit that you are a biased Playstation fanboy who hates everything Nintendo and XBOX.

And PS3 still sucks.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
And PS3 still sucks.

Yes, it does, but so does Mario.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yes, it does, but so does Mario.
Stfu.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Stfu.

No really, Mario is kinda gay.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
No really, Mario is kinda gay.
You're kinda cute.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
You're kinda cute.

Yeah, I'm awesome and Mario is still gay.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yeah, I'm awesome and Mario is still gay.
Why

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Why

Do you have to ask?

Yea

You did ask

Yeah thats good enough proof because of a picture.

You guys are gay and just have some sick man-crush on Mario.

Originally posted by Sado22
-Raiden: now i know everyone in the army is gay but damn...

Where did it say that he's gay or is he only gay just because you say he is.

Where did it say that he's gay or is he only gay just because you say he is.

sometimes you ask the dumbest questions.....even for the biggest whiner of the forums.

Its not a dumb question a very simple one at that, Other wise your just making up shit as usual because of some video game character are'nt as badass as much as you want them to be.

Originally posted by Sado22
-M. Bison: lame, lame, lame, lame

😐

Originally posted by Sado22
-Ryu: 33 years of constant training later, he still has 3 moves and the closest he's come to getting pvssy was have a schoolgirl take his photo.

Okay, I couldn't help but laugh at that one. 😂

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Mario the sorriest character? Mario's name is synonymous with the word videogame, he is as iconin and renowned as friggin Superman, and bad Mario games are nearly non-existant, occult, you need to just admit that you are a biased Playstation fanboy who hates everything Nintendo and XBOX.

And PS3 still sucks.


Co-signed.

My eyes, they burn! WTH is wrong with you people? I'm staying away from Mario games from now on because of you. You're to blame too Eneru, you just had to push their buttons with your questions.