My dad's SW joke!!!

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Hayden'sgurl PHOTOSHOP FREAK

My dad's SW joke!!!

My Dad just walked in the room and(knowing i love star wars) asid, why did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas? He felt his presents. Heehee..... 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

Ushgarak Paladin

Ah, posted that one long ago and in a much longer version...

Hayden'sgurl PHOTOSHOP FREAK

my dad always says that the new sw's are "new-fangled" and stuff! 🙁 And he says Harry Potter is a worlock, and does stuff like that to erritate me and my sister. and i'll(of course) be waching aotc, and he'll go, that's not luke, leia,han solo,chewie,and darth vader. and, while some of you think it's true, he says that they kiss too much in aotc. they kiss 3 or 4 times! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙄 🙁 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

Mujaffa Lift a Mullah

well it must be hard for oyu to watch that... 😛

Julie The Student

ha ha

Captain REX Networking

The kissing seens are boring, but essential to the storyline of Star Wars. Unless Anakin rapes Padme or something...ug, disturbing thought...

hayden's minx Safe

hmmm we are not amused

DarkSerpent Restricted

Any know any good ones?troll

Jbill311 The Blind Critic

Necromancy.

Poll:
1. Should I report him?
a. yes
b. no

Lord Knightfa11 Restricted

your Mom's so fat obi-wan said "thats no moon, thats your mama!!!"

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
your Mom's so fat obi-wan said "thats no moon, thats your mama!!!"
Yes... well... your mama, thought that a lightsaber... is low on calories...

DarkSerpent Restricted

How about we star with things that star wars characters would never say.

Like
"Ok, well, if your sure that you can take down the Emperor, I'll be with you all the way" Padme

"Master, you're so sexy, violate me repeatedly with Orbalisk-covered dong"Zannah

Stuff like that, but sex does not have to be a mainstay.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Since you're so in to thread necromancy, find the "What Star Wars Characters Should Never Say" thread.

DarkSerpent Restricted

How old is it?

Necromancing-on-command

Lord Knightfa11 Restricted
Originally posted by Tangible God
Yes... well... your mama, thought that a lightsaber... is low on calories...

*audience growns*

vader throws you into an energy shaft thingy.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
*audience growns*

vader throws you into an energy shaft thingy.

Pfft, like that'll get rid of me. I'm on my way to Tosche Station to pick up some Power Convertors, gonna make it with a hot alien babe. For isn't that what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

DarkSerpent Restricted
Spoiler:
google star wars hentai

some things are TOO weird.

Captain REX Networking

You're an idiot, DS. Goodbye.