Happy Birthday, Gideon!

Gideon, you sexy hunk of man meat, happy birthday!

Happy 18th birthday Escape. Are you doing your usual "Go to a gay bar" followed by "pick up a male prostitute for some finger licking fun" routine?

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Happy 18th birthday Escape. Are you doing your usual "Go to a gay bar" followed by "pick up a male prostitute for some finger licking fun" routine?

That I am.

Make sure your fingers are clean, okay?

Originally posted by Gideon
Gideon, you sexy hunk of man meat, happy birthday!

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Happy 18th birthday Escape. Are you doing your usual "Go to a gay bar" followed by "pick up a male prostitute for some finger licking fun" routine?

Originally posted by Gideon
That I am.

Make sure your fingers are clean, okay?

Happy birthday, Gideon. What are your plans?

You're not worthy of sharing such a day with Advent.

*spits on thread*

It really isn't my birthday. I was just making fun of Blax.

You wish you and Advent shared the same birthday.

Go get shitfaced!

Happy 18th, man

Originally posted by Lightsnake
Happy 18th, man

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Originally posted by The Greatness
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He always knows what to say to amaze us all.

Mass Effect 2 is coming out next year.

Originally posted by Publius II
Mass Effect 2 is coming out next year.

And I thought your mom got me aroused. This? I'd trade Ashley for this.

I don't like her.

Bawt she's hawt. aweawe

EDIT- Can't phucking wait for the phucking game.

All six Star Wars movies are her favorites, she's got an A/B average, and she is quite persuasive with her... er... oral arguments.

I.e. the perfect woman. And I can't believe you were gonna let me decline.

WTF are you talking about?

A girl I'm "talking to" (that's the dumbest ****ing expression in the history of mankind). Get MSN sometime and I'll show you a picture of her.

You're so pleased with yourself, I can tell.

Edit: Not that it's hard to tell...