John McClaine runs the Indiana Jones Gauntlet

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John McClaine runs the Indiana Jones Gauntlet

Both John McClaine and Indiana Jones have four movies each under their belt.

But what happens if you stick Mr. McClaine in a gauntlet match against the baddies from all four Indy flicks (with a bonus match stuck in between).

But this is no ordinary gauntlet match, per se. The twist in this match is that all four versions of McClaine are used.

Example: If I'm using a bad guy from Raiders, then DH1 McClaine is being used for that match up and so on.

Let's begin. Oh, and * means weapons optional.

1. Arnold Toht and two Sherpa gunmen*
2. The Cairo Swordsman*
3. The German Mechanic
4. Lao Che and Kao Kan*
5. Giant Thugee Foreman
6. Mola Ram
7. Colonel Vogel
8. Colonel Dovchenko
9. Irina Spalko*

The Bonus Stage is this: McClaine (from Die Hard With A Vengeance) gets into a drinking contest with Marion Ravenwood.

Well, we all see what happens when McClaine takes on a a FEMALE martial artist.......he gets pwned.

You have to provide more background. Is John McClane from the 30s now? Is he time traveling?

It's in his opening post, he explained it perfectly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, we all see what happens when McClaine takes on a a FEMALE martial artist.......he gets pwned.

Well. Thrown, through a window. PWNED would have been "McClane was unable to live" but nope, he saved time and Matthew and amused us all by promptly by driving an SUV up her arse for her sexy ninja audacity.

Yay! McClane wins!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, we all see what happens when McClaine takes on a a FEMALE martial artist.......he gets pwned.

Someone's still bitter I see, too bad some other hero-cop wouldn't even survive the first encounter without his ebony-ass-saver.

Edit: Forgot my response. McClane could take this gauntlet, if he has a gun, he can outgun anyone Indiana gunned down. If he's going h2h, he can easily match what Indiana has given/taken in h2h.

As far as the drinking contest, he's an alcoholic, he's not going down to some 120 pound chick.

Yeah Ravenwood's a fine drinker, for sure, but he wakes up in the morning to read goodbye notes from his liver, who has angrily taken the pancreas to it's mothers.

McClane does better against the ravages of age too.